Man, whenever I start thinking about heading out on my own and ditching Sylvia, she reminds me just why I date her in the first place ( Read more... )

Stopped over at the Curtis house today. Mrs. Curtis is okay; she knows the score, man.

I was going to beat the shit outta Tim, but she talked me out of it. I guess I can't really blame Shepard when Sylvia was throwing herself at him.

I'm still going to get even with that little bitch.

I got out of the cooler today, 'cause the cops didn't have no case, or at least that's what my court-appointed dink said. I don't trust that guy, though. He don't give a shit about me and if he were any kinda lawyer, he wouldn't be working for the county ( Read more... )

The fuckin' cops, man. They picked me up today and accused me of bustin' all the windows out at school. Why in the hell would I want to hang around that place. I got better stuff to do, like chasing Sylvia around ( Read more... )

I was down at the Dingo, gettin' a burger and I got thrown out. A real pain in the ass, because there was a cute waitress who was givin' me the eye. Easy come, easy go; Sylvia would've clawed my eyes out, anyway ( Read more... )

Today I kicked the shit outta this drunk I saw downtown. The guy wasn't much of a challenge, 'cause he was pretty fuckin' drunk.

He had a kickass ring, so I took it. I also took his six bucks. Shit, he would've just spent it on booze, anyway. I did him a favor by takin' it.

It's a nice ring, though. Maybe I'll give it to Sylvia.