What the Fuck Do You Want?

[dally_winston]

Today I kicked the shit outta this drunk I saw downtown. The guy wasn't much of a challenge, 'cause he was pretty fuckin' drunk.

He had a kickass ring, so I took it. I also took his six bucks. Shit, he would've just spent it on booze, anyway. I did him a favor by takin' it.

It's a nice ring, though. Maybe I'll give it to Sylvia.