Underworld: Evolution wasn't screened for critics. Uh-oh.

Movie Quote Whores of 2005. Top Whore: A "critic" named Earl Dittman who submitted ten (10) separate drooling quotes to the makers of Robots for use in their ads. They're not even entirely sure he actually saw the movie. Bonus: Roger Ebert uses the word "ho."

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