My dad just gave me a really nice gold Zippo lighter with the Wild Turkey logo on it. I wish I could take it to the Delt house and impress people while we sit on the porch smoking cigars and chatting about whatever nonsense seems appropriate. I miss DTD and USC and LA...

It doesn't seem like I've been away for an entire season of USC football, but I have. It seems weird that this is actually the second season of football since I graduated, since my time in England seems like just a blip in my life history. A lot of my friends are still at USC, and I feel like I'm not that far gone. Some might say I need to move on ( Read more... )

I found my sex drive!
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Oh, and keg chapter is the best. Eight beers and a 16 second kegstand (my first) and talking about vaginal hair and female abs with Steve, Paul, Jay, Heath and Hunter and a religious talk with Andy Pitts rounds out a perfect day. Oh yeah...and a random call to Lindsey Good doesn't hurt. Peace. I have the hiccups something

It is a beautiful day, an excellent capstone to a better-than-average week. Despite sleeping through initiation (which I hear didn't start until 4am) and having strange and all-too-realistic dreams (a sampler: I was about to hook up with long lost Santa Barbara superstud Jeremy in some futuristic Frank Lloyd Wright-meets-Chris van Allsburg house ( Read more... )

All's well at the old Salter household. I went home to see Kendall and Lilly in Guys and Dolls, which really brought out their charms and made me want even more for them to get married someday. I drove the two of them up the hill and we listened to Jason Robert Brown, which Lilly loved. Kendall and I were trying to convince her to do something like ( Read more... )

Our invite/date dash didn't quite go as planned, as the venue kind of fucked us over. Alecia was my date...graciously...and we had to pay $5 each to go to the bathroom. If you've ever drank as much as we did tonight you'd know how much it was totally worth it. Fortunately we got french fries from Del Taco and drank more and danced to Michael ( Read more... )