I'm pretty sad right now. One my great literary heroes, JD Salinger, has just died at the age of 91.

Apparently there will be no service, just as it seems he would have wanted.

"Boy, when you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except ( Read more... )

Listening to some of my songs I realized that it would be nice to let you all know how I really feel about you...so here it is in lyric form.

Edit - this is meant to be funny. If you are easily offended, suffice it to say - I care TONS about my friends but have a sick sense of humor. Don't look under the cut.

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