EPIC LULZ
I should be studying right now for my exam on Tuesday but I couldn't help it. I had to share this epic lulz with you,flist.
Some of you may or may not be aware of the pure genius that is My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie aka XXXbloodyrists666XXX aka goffikgurl666. Yes,this baby is a fine example of how NOT to write a Harry Potter fanfic.
This stunning piece of work is filled with characters that put Mary Sue to shame,bad grammar,lots of swearing,"sex scenes" ( and I quote "He put his thingie into my you-know-what and I cried sexily"),denies all logic,meaning,canon,gravity and other useless things. It was even crowned with the prestige title " Worst fanfiction ever written". Let's give her a round of applause!
Here's what it's basically about:
The story follows the protagonist Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, a 7th year student at Hogwarts who wanders around having random sex with HP emo clones and then describes her outfit for several paragraphs. That's seriously about it. There are many other things that happen in the story, but none of it follows any logical progression, so recounting it here would be a pointless endeavor. The story is written in first-person through Ebony's perspective, since Gilesbie couldn't even bother to pretend that she wasn't writing her own personal self-insertion fantasy Mary-Sue bullshit.
~copy/pasted from Encyclopedia Dramatica
I don't wanna give too much away,but here are some of my favourite quotes:
"I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood"
"I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I’m a slut but I’m really not."
“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”
"Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them."
"Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!!!"
"I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly the guitar turned to Draco!"
"The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. “We only have these for da real goffs.”
"I ran suicidally to my room I sexily took a steak out."
We started tiling of each other’s cloves fevently. He took of my blak thong and my black leather bar. I took of his black boxers. Then……………………… he put his trobbing you-know-what in my tool sexily.
"“Konichiwa, bitch.” said Willow"
"I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent"
Brain dead,yet?No?
Well then wIthout further ado,I present to you the fanfic that brought the internet to it's knees with it's epic lulz:
~*~MY IMMORTAL~*~
Viower Excretion Advisd
Now if you'll excuse me,I'm gonna run to my bathroom suicidely to slit my wrists and cry bloody tears sexily (gerrit coz i'm goffik).
P.S. Oh and one last thing:
Fang you.
Some of you may or may not be aware of the pure genius that is My Immortal by Tara Gilesbie aka XXXbloodyrists666XXX aka goffikgurl666. Yes,this baby is a fine example of how NOT to write a Harry Potter fanfic.
This stunning piece of work is filled with characters that put Mary Sue to shame,bad grammar,lots of swearing,"sex scenes" ( and I quote "He put his thingie into my you-know-what and I cried sexily"),denies all logic,meaning,canon,gravity and other useless things. It was even crowned with the prestige title " Worst fanfiction ever written". Let's give her a round of applause!
Here's what it's basically about:
The story follows the protagonist Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, a 7th year student at Hogwarts who wanders around having random sex with HP emo clones and then describes her outfit for several paragraphs. That's seriously about it. There are many other things that happen in the story, but none of it follows any logical progression, so recounting it here would be a pointless endeavor. The story is written in first-person through Ebony's perspective, since Gilesbie couldn't even bother to pretend that she wasn't writing her own personal self-insertion fantasy Mary-Sue bullshit.
~copy/pasted from Encyclopedia Dramatica
I don't wanna give too much away,but here are some of my favourite quotes:
"I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood"
"I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my boobs and tiny matching miniskirt that said Simple Plan on the butt. You might think I’m a slut but I’m really not."
“I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT….” Hargirid paused angrily. “BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!”
"Dumbledore had constipated the cideo camera they took of me naked. I put up my middle finger at them."
"Why couldn’t Satan have made me less beautiful?IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!!!"
"I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly the guitar turned to Draco!"
"The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. “We only have these for da real goffs.”
"I ran suicidally to my room I sexily took a steak out."
We started tiling of each other’s cloves fevently. He took of my blak thong and my black leather bar. I took of his black boxers. Then……………………… he put his trobbing you-know-what in my tool sexily.
"“Konichiwa, bitch.” said Willow"
"I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent"
Brain dead,yet?No?
Well then wIthout further ado,I present to you the fanfic that brought the internet to it's knees with it's epic lulz:
~*~MY IMMORTAL~*~
Viower Excretion Advisd
Now if you'll excuse me,I'm gonna run to my bathroom suicidely to slit my wrists and cry bloody tears sexily (gerrit coz i'm goffik).
P.S. Oh and one last thing:
Fang you.