Not-manga-friday chapter reviews
I know I'm a little late with the reviews but stupid exams won't leave me alone! I HATE THEM SFM!!! I am SOOO gonna fail my math exam on Monday D:
But enough RL crap,let's get to the good stuff.
SOUL EATER CHAPTER 62
-OH HELLS YEAH IT BACK TO BASICS BITCHEZ!
-You're the bitch you DOUCHE NOZZLE!! (my new fav word)
- Maka stands all bad ass with her coat in swirly-black-blood mode and the crazy ass moon in the background and is all "Oh HALE TO THE NAW,you're going down betch!!" And yes! She says it! "I'MMA GET UR SOUL!"
- O hai thar Soul,why are you not naked??
- ....N-n-n...NINE INCH NAILS???! Oh,Okubo!
- EPIC PANEL AND POSE ARE FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!
- Ohh so that's their 100th soul! Gosh I didn't expect to happen so soon, It's exciting!
- Meanwhile back in Shibusen they're having their very own Fight Club and Tsubaki and Nygus are fangirling over whoever is fighting.
- And that whoever turns out to be...PATTY AND KIM!
- PATTY IS MADE OF MOTHER FUCKING WIN!!! And she looks so pretty on the 8th page. I'm also fangirling her at the moment.Sorry Maka hun.
- Whoa Ox with hair. Now there's a sight I never thought i'd see. And he seems to be beaten up as well,hee.
- Awww Liz seems to be Patty's personal cheerleader. Not that I blame her,it really sweet. I love their sibling relationship,they seem so close! I wish I had that with my own brother...
- BURAAKUU STAAAAR!!! DAYMN boy looks yummy! Maybe it's the scars.
- And back to his old cocky self I see.
- Suddenly he gained A LOT of fan girls with one single panel. He does look cool I'll admit.
- Aww Angela is cute as a button!
- B*S looks too cocky. Oh man,this won't end well.
- Oh shit son, Patty's got her "U GONNA GET RAEPED" face on. She,Stein and Crazy!Maka should have a contest.
- Is it just me or does he seems taller than Tsubaki? When did that happen?
- OH SNAP! NOT THE FAMILY JEWELS! Oh Black Star! You always seems to get hit there,doncha? I can practically hear the silly soundtrack from the anime playing.
I AM SO FANGIRLING PATTY RITE NOW!!! FLAWLESS VICTORY! MORTAAAAAAL COMBAAAAAT! Sorry couldn't resist XD
- Eh I liked the "wee-wee being happy again" translation better. More lulzy that way. You kinda deserve it hunny,that will teach ya not to make sexist comments like that. Justin can tell you all about it. LMAO and Angela finishes him off with a kick in the head. I love this kid.
- And just like that his fan club is limited to only Tsubaki again.
- Liz is also very pretty in her panel(Why am I fangirling over GIRLS in this chapter so much?!) And FINALLY SOMEBODY THINKS ABOUT KID!
- Everybody is all "He'll be fine,we believe in him,let's go to the mall". Erm HELLO GUYS he's like TRAPPED inside a freaking BOOK.(which gives the term "bookworm" a whole new meaning) He CAN'T get out by himself. Though it would be awsome if he and assuming there are others do a "Book Break" Wow that sounds really lame.
- B*S and Tsubaki see Sid and Nygus gossiping about something. Well duh guys,it's pretty obvious what their conversation is like:
Nygus: Oh no they didn't!
Sid: Oh yes they did!
Nygus: NO WAI.
Sid: WAI.
- YAAAYZ Stein and Marie are back home!
- Oh Shinigami-sama,how could I ever forget your goofy awsomeness.
Stein: We need to show you a tape we found.It had these really shocking images.
Shinigami-sama: Oh come on,it was Mardi Gras! I never drank vodka before, and I was out of beads!
Spirit:...Not that tape,sir.
(you get a gold star if you can figure out which movie this is from)
-Anyway they play the tape but all they can hear is "I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR" j/k j/k. So they have no evidence after all,bummer. But Stein doesn't seem the least bit upset about that,hee.
-" It looks like you didn't go wandering off on a honeymoon after all." BUUUUUURN. And oh so true.
- Marie denies it though and calls Stein a perv. Really? He doesn't seems like the type to me.Psycho yes,but pervert? Da Nile is not just a river in Egypt m'dear.
~Meanwhile at the bad guys super secret hideout~
BAD BOYS BAD BOYs WATCHA GONNA DO
WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU
- Okay,I HATE yaoi with every fiber of my being,but even I can see that these two are gay for each other.
- Blah blah we're evil and smexy blah blah kill Maka blah blah world domination blah blah Akatsuki's got nothing on us blah blah we're gonna make EVERYTHING asymmetrical!
- Kid: Those BASTARDS!
- Aww Maka and Soul do look cute in their new clothes! There's lots of fangirling in this chapter,isn't there?
- The fuck? Spartoi? Does that come from SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
- BWAHAHAHA Shinigami-sama wanted it to be the "Shibu-Brat-Pack" brb loling forever!
- AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Maka gives Stein a big ole bear hug! It's adorable! The shippers must be jizzing in their pants right about now. I don't know which is worse, the fact that there is a ship like that or that I know it exists.
- Yes Marie,we know he's a big softie on the inside.
- I can't believe Soul and Maka actually made it so soon. I'm getting emotional,someone hand me a hanky.
- Then we get 2 whole pages of the gang being the best thing since sliced bread and I am flailing!!! They all look SO FREAKING BAD ASS! ME LOVES IT!! <333
- Soul smiles his signature smexy grin and we get a very unfortunate shot of him eating Arachne's soul.
Aaaand that's it.I really have no idea what will happen next and I'm very exited!
NARUTO CHAPTER 451
- Host: Aaaaand welcome back to another installment of "Pimp my village". This week this sucker volunteer Yamato taicho is gonna show us how to rebuild your village in less than 5 minutes!
- Audience: Ohhhh,ahhhhh!
- GENMA! Long time,no see.
- Over at some other part of the village,Naruto and Sakura both angst over Tsunade.
- OMG IT'S THE DRUNK GEEZER AND THE BRAT FROM THE ZABUZA ARC!!! Ahh nostalgia...
- Whoa Inari's a pimp! His milkshake brings all the bitches to da yard. Naruto could learn a thing or two from him XD He does look kinda cute.
- Oh Tazuna drops the S-bomb. Cue moar wangst.
- Sakura: *emoes*
- Wow Naruto,you make it sound like he went to the bathroom or something.
- Ugh why must you bring up a love triangle into the conversation Kishi?
Speaking of love triangles,WHERE THE HECK IS HINATA?? Naruto is not doing anything important,WHY IS HE NOT TALKING TO HER?? It's not like she I dunno risked her LIFE to save his sorry ass! Oh wait.She did. Fuck you Kishi if you don't resolve this! FUCK YOU VERY MUCH!
- Naruto: Neaaar faaaar,WHERE EVER YOU AREEEEE...
- Cut to the Sasuke and his team jumping on some trees. He probably can't stop sneezing from all the name calling.
- And then cut to Naruto having flashbacks of the Valley of The End fight. Man this chapter really brings the nostalgia! So he says he can understand now how Sasuke felt about his revenge. He plans on using his Jesus no jutsu and the power of fanfiction on him.
- AWWW AWSOME TEAM 7 MOMENT IS AWSOME!!!!! Excuse me I think i have something in my eye...Now all we need is the Sauce.
- Speak of the devil, moar flashbacks and brooding. What the hell Sasuke?? I understand killing the geezers.Hell I encourage it,but killing their loved ones?! That is the exact thing Itachi did to you!
Whatever,he hasn't been able to kill anyone of the BAD GUYS so I highly doubts he'd kill some random fodder. The guy still manages to surprise me.
- "Thank God it wasn't the rock I threw" LOL I'm kinda liking these guys.
- New chick from team Cloud wants an explanation for this bullshit.
-Kiba: EXTRA,EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT - DANZOU PROCLAIMED AS HOKAGE,TAXES RISING AND PORN BANNED!!!
- Sakura: Danzou? D:
- Naruto: DANZOU?! D:
- Kakashi: NO PORN?! D:
- Kiba: Oh and apparently ~the new Hokage~ has declared open season on Sasuke's ass!!!
- Ohh man Naruto is SOOO ready to cut a bitch!
- Meanwhile,Danzou dressed as Elmer Fudd: Be vaawy vaawy quiet.I'm hunting Sasukes,heheheheheheh.
BLEACH CHAPTER 361
-Soi Fon's firin her lazer.
-Barragan: OH SHI- *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
-Whoa it's so powerful that It knocked her towards a wall,but Omaeda saved her! Awww,that was sweet. He may be a dumbass,but he's a loyal dumbass.
- Finally Stark and Shunsui are all SRS BSNS.
- LMAO I love this page SO MUCH!! *brb loling forever* These two are so adorkable!
- "I want to see your bankais" So do I!
- That's a nice twist thar Kubo. Sooo Lllilynette is like his weapon? Like in Soul Eater? Colour me confused.
- STARK'S RELEASE IS THE ULTIMATE PIMP!!! I am not kidding,he actually has a pimp coat!!
Now that's more like it Kubo,keep it up!
So many pimps in my manga today.
But enough RL crap,let's get to the good stuff.
SOUL EATER CHAPTER 62
-OH HELLS YEAH IT BACK TO BASICS BITCHEZ!
-You're the bitch you DOUCHE NOZZLE!! (my new fav word)
- Maka stands all bad ass with her coat in swirly-black-blood mode and the crazy ass moon in the background and is all "Oh HALE TO THE NAW,you're going down betch!!" And yes! She says it! "I'MMA GET UR SOUL!"
- O hai thar Soul,why are you not naked??
- ....N-n-n...NINE INCH NAILS???! Oh,Okubo!
- EPIC PANEL AND POSE ARE FUCKING EPIC!!!!!!
- Ohh so that's their 100th soul! Gosh I didn't expect to happen so soon, It's exciting!
- Meanwhile back in Shibusen they're having their very own Fight Club and Tsubaki and Nygus are fangirling over whoever is fighting.
- And that whoever turns out to be...PATTY AND KIM!
- PATTY IS MADE OF MOTHER FUCKING WIN!!! And she looks so pretty on the 8th page. I'm also fangirling her at the moment.Sorry Maka hun.
- Whoa Ox with hair. Now there's a sight I never thought i'd see. And he seems to be beaten up as well,hee.
- Awww Liz seems to be Patty's personal cheerleader. Not that I blame her,it really sweet. I love their sibling relationship,they seem so close! I wish I had that with my own brother...
- BURAAKUU STAAAAR!!! DAYMN boy looks yummy! Maybe it's the scars.
- And back to his old cocky self I see.
- Suddenly he gained A LOT of fan girls with one single panel. He does look cool I'll admit.
- Aww Angela is cute as a button!
- B*S looks too cocky. Oh man,this won't end well.
- Oh shit son, Patty's got her "U GONNA GET RAEPED" face on. She,Stein and Crazy!Maka should have a contest.
- Is it just me or does he seems taller than Tsubaki? When did that happen?
- OH SNAP! NOT THE FAMILY JEWELS! Oh Black Star! You always seems to get hit there,doncha? I can practically hear the silly soundtrack from the anime playing.
I AM SO FANGIRLING PATTY RITE NOW!!! FLAWLESS VICTORY! MORTAAAAAAL COMBAAAAAT! Sorry couldn't resist XD
- Eh I liked the "wee-wee being happy again" translation better. More lulzy that way. You kinda deserve it hunny,that will teach ya not to make sexist comments like that. Justin can tell you all about it. LMAO and Angela finishes him off with a kick in the head. I love this kid.
- And just like that his fan club is limited to only Tsubaki again.
- Liz is also very pretty in her panel(Why am I fangirling over GIRLS in this chapter so much?!) And FINALLY SOMEBODY THINKS ABOUT KID!
- Everybody is all "He'll be fine,we believe in him,let's go to the mall". Erm HELLO GUYS he's like TRAPPED inside a freaking BOOK.(which gives the term "bookworm" a whole new meaning) He CAN'T get out by himself. Though it would be awsome if he and assuming there are others do a "Book Break" Wow that sounds really lame.
- B*S and Tsubaki see Sid and Nygus gossiping about something. Well duh guys,it's pretty obvious what their conversation is like:
Nygus: Oh no they didn't!
Sid: Oh yes they did!
Nygus: NO WAI.
Sid: WAI.
- YAAAYZ Stein and Marie are back home!
- Oh Shinigami-sama,how could I ever forget your goofy awsomeness.
Stein: We need to show you a tape we found.It had these really shocking images.
Shinigami-sama: Oh come on,it was Mardi Gras! I never drank vodka before, and I was out of beads!
Spirit:...Not that tape,sir.
(you get a gold star if you can figure out which movie this is from)
-Anyway they play the tape but all they can hear is "I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR" j/k j/k. So they have no evidence after all,bummer. But Stein doesn't seem the least bit upset about that,hee.
-" It looks like you didn't go wandering off on a honeymoon after all." BUUUUUURN. And oh so true.
- Marie denies it though and calls Stein a perv. Really? He doesn't seems like the type to me.Psycho yes,but pervert? Da Nile is not just a river in Egypt m'dear.
~Meanwhile at the bad guys super secret hideout~
BAD BOYS BAD BOYs WATCHA GONNA DO
WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU
- Okay,I HATE yaoi with every fiber of my being,but even I can see that these two are gay for each other.
- Blah blah we're evil and smexy blah blah kill Maka blah blah world domination blah blah Akatsuki's got nothing on us blah blah we're gonna make EVERYTHING asymmetrical!
- Kid: Those BASTARDS!
- Aww Maka and Soul do look cute in their new clothes! There's lots of fangirling in this chapter,isn't there?
- The fuck? Spartoi? Does that come from SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
- BWAHAHAHA Shinigami-sama wanted it to be the "Shibu-Brat-Pack" brb loling forever!
- AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Maka gives Stein a big ole bear hug! It's adorable! The shippers must be jizzing in their pants right about now. I don't know which is worse, the fact that there is a ship like that or that I know it exists.
- Yes Marie,we know he's a big softie on the inside.
- I can't believe Soul and Maka actually made it so soon. I'm getting emotional,someone hand me a hanky.
- Then we get 2 whole pages of the gang being the best thing since sliced bread and I am flailing!!! They all look SO FREAKING BAD ASS! ME LOVES IT!! <333
- Soul smiles his signature smexy grin and we get a very unfortunate shot of him eating Arachne's soul.
Aaaand that's it.I really have no idea what will happen next and I'm very exited!
NARUTO CHAPTER 451
- Host: Aaaaand welcome back to another installment of "Pimp my village". This week this sucker volunteer Yamato taicho is gonna show us how to rebuild your village in less than 5 minutes!
- Audience: Ohhhh,ahhhhh!
- GENMA! Long time,no see.
- Over at some other part of the village,Naruto and Sakura both angst over Tsunade.
- OMG IT'S THE DRUNK GEEZER AND THE BRAT FROM THE ZABUZA ARC!!! Ahh nostalgia...
- Whoa Inari's a pimp! His milkshake brings all the bitches to da yard. Naruto could learn a thing or two from him XD He does look kinda cute.
- Oh Tazuna drops the S-bomb. Cue moar wangst.
- Sakura: *emoes*
- Wow Naruto,you make it sound like he went to the bathroom or something.
- Ugh why must you bring up a love triangle into the conversation Kishi?
Speaking of love triangles,WHERE THE HECK IS HINATA?? Naruto is not doing anything important,WHY IS HE NOT TALKING TO HER?? It's not like she I dunno risked her LIFE to save his sorry ass! Oh wait.She did. Fuck you Kishi if you don't resolve this! FUCK YOU VERY MUCH!
- Naruto: Neaaar faaaar,WHERE EVER YOU AREEEEE...
- Cut to the Sasuke and his team jumping on some trees. He probably can't stop sneezing from all the name calling.
- And then cut to Naruto having flashbacks of the Valley of The End fight. Man this chapter really brings the nostalgia! So he says he can understand now how Sasuke felt about his revenge. He plans on using his Jesus no jutsu and the power of fanfiction on him.
- AWWW AWSOME TEAM 7 MOMENT IS AWSOME!!!!! Excuse me I think i have something in my eye...Now all we need is the Sauce.
- Speak of the devil, moar flashbacks and brooding. What the hell Sasuke?? I understand killing the geezers.Hell I encourage it,but killing their loved ones?! That is the exact thing Itachi did to you!
Whatever,he hasn't been able to kill anyone of the BAD GUYS so I highly doubts he'd kill some random fodder. The guy still manages to surprise me.
- "Thank God it wasn't the rock I threw" LOL I'm kinda liking these guys.
- New chick from team Cloud wants an explanation for this bullshit.
-Kiba: EXTRA,EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT - DANZOU PROCLAIMED AS HOKAGE,TAXES RISING AND PORN BANNED!!!
- Sakura: Danzou? D:
- Naruto: DANZOU?! D:
- Kakashi: NO PORN?! D:
- Kiba: Oh and apparently ~the new Hokage~ has declared open season on Sasuke's ass!!!
- Ohh man Naruto is SOOO ready to cut a bitch!
- Meanwhile,Danzou dressed as Elmer Fudd: Be vaawy vaawy quiet.I'm hunting Sasukes,heheheheheheh.
BLEACH CHAPTER 361
-Soi Fon's firin her lazer.
-Barragan: OH SHI- *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
-Whoa it's so powerful that It knocked her towards a wall,but Omaeda saved her! Awww,that was sweet. He may be a dumbass,but he's a loyal dumbass.
- Finally Stark and Shunsui are all SRS BSNS.
- LMAO I love this page SO MUCH!! *brb loling forever* These two are so adorkable!
- "I want to see your bankais" So do I!
- That's a nice twist thar Kubo. Sooo Lllilynette is like his weapon? Like in Soul Eater? Colour me confused.
- STARK'S RELEASE IS THE ULTIMATE PIMP!!! I am not kidding,he actually has a pimp coat!!
Now that's more like it Kubo,keep it up!
So many pimps in my manga today.