The Day Road Trip Became More Than A Fucking Awesome Movie...
I don't think anyone cares...but hey, I am going to brag about the coolest road trip ever. Phillip, Adam and I have been talking about going on a road trip and so one night Phillip is like come over we are looking for places to for a road trip, so, it's like ten o'clock and I go over there to talk with him and Adam about going somewhere.
So when I get there Phillip is like I wanna go to this place...it was like enchanted rock or some shit like that, and he was like, "I went when I was twelve and it was awesome..." then me and Adam vetoed the shit outta that.
So Phillip was talking to Kimmi online and told her were in Galveston and asked her if we could stay with her...and we said we were in a cyber-cafe and shit...she beleived us...cur-raise-ee...so it was then that we decided to go to Galveston...
We wanted leave RIGHT then...so I called my dad, and I'm like, lie for me...bc well, he owes me some lies...different story...and he is like no I don't think so, bc he in the middle of a bad divorce wiht my mom...and if he got caught lieing that would really fuck shit up...but we had to be back by Sunday at 4, bc Adam wanted to go to work and earn money.
So I go home and try to let my mom stay the night at Adam's house, but it is like 1 am so she won't let me...so, I just told her I was going to go fishing all day Saturday and I was leaving at like 5 in the morning, so I went home, packed clothes and shit, and stayed up 'till five and left.
I went and picked up Phillip and Adam at Adam's house, and we left. We had to go on the Toleway and we ran every single "plaza" or whatever, and I was going like 100 miles an hour all the way there...well, most of it. Like around 7 and 8 AM I was like in a really really bad mood, so when cars were going only 80 I was like yelling at the top of my lungs and cursing them...yeah, I yelled so fucking much that my voice was all horse...it was sad.
But yeah...we made it fucking Galveston in only 4 hours!!
So we get there and try to call Kimmi and find out what dorm room she's in but cmon it was 9 o'clock so she wasn't awake.
So we go to the beach that's right off the college...and we caught some hermit crabs and put them in a bowl I found...and yeah, we just wandered around the campus trying to call Kimmi like 20 times.
Phillip thought about going to the office and asking them, but he totally forgot her last name. So we called Graham and found it out, and went to the offices, but they were closed, and we saw this guy sitting on a stool like 4 inches from a TV and he was like this huge dork, and he had an A&M hat and shirt...pathetic...and so he all lied to us about where the chicks and guys dorms were...
So then we called Graham again to see if she was online, but he's all grounded from it, so then we called Shelby and had her leave a message, it was bad.
So then we drove all around Pelican Island...and we went to some beaches and ate at this horrible fucking resturant...but since none of us had eatan in forever it was good...but it was like full and we were the only white people in there...and everyone kept staring at us...oh yeah...and we still had the hermit crabs...and since we didn't them to fry in the car...we left them under a bush...and when we left they had all escaped...we knew some kid had let them out though...bc other than that it's just impossible...
So then we went back to the school, and were were trying to remember the room number that she had told us the night before...and we knew it started with a 4 and had 4 digits...but it turned ALL the rooms were like that. So we were really tired, and we went and sat on these couches and fell asleep. And there were people like moving in, and all these parents and people kept walking by, and we were all sitting there with our mouths all open and drooling and shit, it was bad.
So after like an hour or two...we call Kimmi and she's awake...finally...so we go there...
And like Adam falls asleep immediatly on the couch...but me and Phillip couldn't fall asleep...until, I finally did...and then um...we just kind of talked and slept for a few hours, and then we went to the beach!
We followed Kimmi and she did not know where the fuck she was going...I knew better after like two hours of driving there...but then yeah, we get there and the three of us swim...the ocean is soooooo great, but tastes sooooooo bad.
Adam had to be like, coaxed to come way out...I don't know, I think the kid was out of it...so we are all catching hermit crabs and throwing them at sea gulls and there were fish jumping all around us, and when I say jump I mean like three feet outta the water it was fucking crazy...
So then Adam gets out and me and Phillip are swimming out as far as we can, and we look up and Adam is leaving! But yeah, he just went to go see what time it was...bc we wanted to get back in time to get "free" supper at the cafeteria...yeah, so then we drove back and we were all salty and sticky from the water...it was bad.
We go to the cafeteria and it's closed, and Kimmi said we couldn't take showers bc of her sweetmate...so were like, ok, pool time, but that was fucking closed too...nothing was open, but Kimmi's sweetmate wasn't there either! So we showered and got dressed.
Then we watched the Wizard, it a really old movie about this retarded kid going to play video games, so I just got online and told everyone I could I was in Galveston...and oh yeah...my mom called, and I was like can I spend the night at Phillip's house? and she was like yeah, but you need to come home first, so it was hard, but I talked her outta that notion...narrowly averted disaster...
Then we go to this guys house and watch movies...it was soooo boring and I fell asleep...but then everyone left, and then the five of us, Phillip, Adam, Me, Kimmi, and this guy...were going to go to a party...but before that we like went and saw this guy's bird, and he is like trying to get his cat to attack the bird, so were are here for like ten minutes...and so, I decide to sit on the bed with Phillip and Kimmi...and yes...I BROKE THE FUCKING BED...and um, it was akward, very akward...and then he moved the matress and the porn mags fell on the ground...again, it was akward, akward...so this guy goes and gets a drill and screws and fixes his bed and I am just like waiting to get drunk...it could be one of the most embarrasing things ever, bc Phillip and Kimmi kept laughing at me, and I stood with Adam and just felt akward...so then we go!
On the way...we see a cyber cafe...and laughed a lot.
And we go to a college kegger and me and Phillip get drunk...Adam was the designated driver...there were so many fucking cool people there...but most of the chicks were ugly...it was bad...and like after ten beers I threw up, and then like I went back and drank a lot more...it was great...you don't really know someone until you have been drunk with them...man...
So Adam kept trying to get us to leave...and we were like no! So he went out to the car and slept...so then Phillip goes after him like two hours later, and Adam comes back in and he is like, Phillip is passed out in the car, let's go, but I have a full cup of beer...so he went and took Phillip back and I stayed there...
Yeah...and so I am like just chillin, and it takes Adam forever to get back...and I am talking about this one chick I really like to all these people who don't know me...and I all start crying and shit...it was sooo embarassing...so finally Adam comes back...and I jump in the back seat and pass out...
The next thing I know I wake up and go gag over the toilet...then Adam is like waking me up telling me it's eleven and so we go...and like...it turns out the reason it had taken so long for Adam to come back and get me was because he got a flat tire...so we drove all the way home on a spare...we were waiting on Phillip, and he comes out wearing only a blanket and a towel he stole...and he slept the whole way home...I, however was not so lucky. I was soooo sick to the stomach that I slept only intermentantly...and yeah...so we came home...and chilled at Adams for a while, and dude, his sister is fucking HOT! Then I went home took a looong shower and totally got away with it...
I know this doesn't exactly seem like the time of your life kind of thing...but dude...if I had gotten caught going to Galveston, if my mom found out...I would be like...shipped off to military school or some shit like that...I mean...I would have been grounded for like the entire school year...and plus...so spur of the moment...it was great, plus it was the first time I had ever gotten so drunk...and the sad thing is that its been 24 hours since the drinkage...but my stomach still hurts...but yeah...plus, I DID leave out some stuff...like...yeah...you guys can't know...uh huh...ok, bye...
So when I get there Phillip is like I wanna go to this place...it was like enchanted rock or some shit like that, and he was like, "I went when I was twelve and it was awesome..." then me and Adam vetoed the shit outta that.
So Phillip was talking to Kimmi online and told her were in Galveston and asked her if we could stay with her...and we said we were in a cyber-cafe and shit...she beleived us...cur-raise-ee...so it was then that we decided to go to Galveston...
We wanted leave RIGHT then...so I called my dad, and I'm like, lie for me...bc well, he owes me some lies...different story...and he is like no I don't think so, bc he in the middle of a bad divorce wiht my mom...and if he got caught lieing that would really fuck shit up...but we had to be back by Sunday at 4, bc Adam wanted to go to work and earn money.
So I go home and try to let my mom stay the night at Adam's house, but it is like 1 am so she won't let me...so, I just told her I was going to go fishing all day Saturday and I was leaving at like 5 in the morning, so I went home, packed clothes and shit, and stayed up 'till five and left.
I went and picked up Phillip and Adam at Adam's house, and we left. We had to go on the Toleway and we ran every single "plaza" or whatever, and I was going like 100 miles an hour all the way there...well, most of it. Like around 7 and 8 AM I was like in a really really bad mood, so when cars were going only 80 I was like yelling at the top of my lungs and cursing them...yeah, I yelled so fucking much that my voice was all horse...it was sad.
But yeah...we made it fucking Galveston in only 4 hours!!
So we get there and try to call Kimmi and find out what dorm room she's in but cmon it was 9 o'clock so she wasn't awake.
So we go to the beach that's right off the college...and we caught some hermit crabs and put them in a bowl I found...and yeah, we just wandered around the campus trying to call Kimmi like 20 times.
Phillip thought about going to the office and asking them, but he totally forgot her last name. So we called Graham and found it out, and went to the offices, but they were closed, and we saw this guy sitting on a stool like 4 inches from a TV and he was like this huge dork, and he had an A&M hat and shirt...pathetic...and so he all lied to us about where the chicks and guys dorms were...
So then we called Graham again to see if she was online, but he's all grounded from it, so then we called Shelby and had her leave a message, it was bad.
So then we drove all around Pelican Island...and we went to some beaches and ate at this horrible fucking resturant...but since none of us had eatan in forever it was good...but it was like full and we were the only white people in there...and everyone kept staring at us...oh yeah...and we still had the hermit crabs...and since we didn't them to fry in the car...we left them under a bush...and when we left they had all escaped...we knew some kid had let them out though...bc other than that it's just impossible...
So then we went back to the school, and were were trying to remember the room number that she had told us the night before...and we knew it started with a 4 and had 4 digits...but it turned ALL the rooms were like that. So we were really tired, and we went and sat on these couches and fell asleep. And there were people like moving in, and all these parents and people kept walking by, and we were all sitting there with our mouths all open and drooling and shit, it was bad.
So after like an hour or two...we call Kimmi and she's awake...finally...so we go there...
And like Adam falls asleep immediatly on the couch...but me and Phillip couldn't fall asleep...until, I finally did...and then um...we just kind of talked and slept for a few hours, and then we went to the beach!
We followed Kimmi and she did not know where the fuck she was going...I knew better after like two hours of driving there...but then yeah, we get there and the three of us swim...the ocean is soooooo great, but tastes sooooooo bad.
Adam had to be like, coaxed to come way out...I don't know, I think the kid was out of it...so we are all catching hermit crabs and throwing them at sea gulls and there were fish jumping all around us, and when I say jump I mean like three feet outta the water it was fucking crazy...
So then Adam gets out and me and Phillip are swimming out as far as we can, and we look up and Adam is leaving! But yeah, he just went to go see what time it was...bc we wanted to get back in time to get "free" supper at the cafeteria...yeah, so then we drove back and we were all salty and sticky from the water...it was bad.
We go to the cafeteria and it's closed, and Kimmi said we couldn't take showers bc of her sweetmate...so were like, ok, pool time, but that was fucking closed too...nothing was open, but Kimmi's sweetmate wasn't there either! So we showered and got dressed.
Then we watched the Wizard, it a really old movie about this retarded kid going to play video games, so I just got online and told everyone I could I was in Galveston...and oh yeah...my mom called, and I was like can I spend the night at Phillip's house? and she was like yeah, but you need to come home first, so it was hard, but I talked her outta that notion...narrowly averted disaster...
Then we go to this guys house and watch movies...it was soooo boring and I fell asleep...but then everyone left, and then the five of us, Phillip, Adam, Me, Kimmi, and this guy...were going to go to a party...but before that we like went and saw this guy's bird, and he is like trying to get his cat to attack the bird, so were are here for like ten minutes...and so, I decide to sit on the bed with Phillip and Kimmi...and yes...I BROKE THE FUCKING BED...and um, it was akward, very akward...and then he moved the matress and the porn mags fell on the ground...again, it was akward, akward...so this guy goes and gets a drill and screws and fixes his bed and I am just like waiting to get drunk...it could be one of the most embarrasing things ever, bc Phillip and Kimmi kept laughing at me, and I stood with Adam and just felt akward...so then we go!
On the way...we see a cyber cafe...and laughed a lot.
And we go to a college kegger and me and Phillip get drunk...Adam was the designated driver...there were so many fucking cool people there...but most of the chicks were ugly...it was bad...and like after ten beers I threw up, and then like I went back and drank a lot more...it was great...you don't really know someone until you have been drunk with them...man...
So Adam kept trying to get us to leave...and we were like no! So he went out to the car and slept...so then Phillip goes after him like two hours later, and Adam comes back in and he is like, Phillip is passed out in the car, let's go, but I have a full cup of beer...so he went and took Phillip back and I stayed there...
Yeah...and so I am like just chillin, and it takes Adam forever to get back...and I am talking about this one chick I really like to all these people who don't know me...and I all start crying and shit...it was sooo embarassing...so finally Adam comes back...and I jump in the back seat and pass out...
The next thing I know I wake up and go gag over the toilet...then Adam is like waking me up telling me it's eleven and so we go...and like...it turns out the reason it had taken so long for Adam to come back and get me was because he got a flat tire...so we drove all the way home on a spare...we were waiting on Phillip, and he comes out wearing only a blanket and a towel he stole...and he slept the whole way home...I, however was not so lucky. I was soooo sick to the stomach that I slept only intermentantly...and yeah...so we came home...and chilled at Adams for a while, and dude, his sister is fucking HOT! Then I went home took a looong shower and totally got away with it...
I know this doesn't exactly seem like the time of your life kind of thing...but dude...if I had gotten caught going to Galveston, if my mom found out...I would be like...shipped off to military school or some shit like that...I mean...I would have been grounded for like the entire school year...and plus...so spur of the moment...it was great, plus it was the first time I had ever gotten so drunk...and the sad thing is that its been 24 hours since the drinkage...but my stomach still hurts...but yeah...plus, I DID leave out some stuff...like...yeah...you guys can't know...uh huh...ok, bye...