I Got Bored...
Another Lonely Night
I hate men!
You really fucked up this time
WAIT!! No, why am I always FAT when she does that?
Eww, gross, a hot chick, I better go kill her...
OH SHIT!
Whew, I KNEW she would come back...
COME TO THE GAY, WOMAN HATER!!
NO! oh, save me, save me!
Fuck this, I am to fat...
This is getting redundent...
I Vill Save Za Damzil In Distwess!
Oh! yay! then I will run the OTHER way...
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Enguard!
I kill you, you foreign bastard!
*whoosh*
haha, die you gay gargoyle!!
NOOOOOO!
Zat is vight, bow to za big purple ball!!
Oh, you are my hero, fuck that fat fuck!
You dumb, sorry bastard...
im shiny
Fuck this, I am to fat...
This is getting redundent...
I just came from no where...
I am going to go grab a spoon...
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I am still lonely...
Who the fuck are you??
I don't know, some dumb kid with a shield
why is that here?
Go away...
hum, okay...
what the hell?!?
Hum...I am alone, time to jack off...
NOOOO, I don't have a penis!!!
This sucks...
Time to use that fat force!!
i am some food...
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"And there was a phone...THERE"
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I am lonely...
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You make me so HOT!!
Zat is my job!
what the fuck is this?
I shouldn't have left her like that...
NOOOO, I don't have a penis!!!
This sucks...
You are NO help!
Eh, what can I say, no penis, no sex drive
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"No, it's, 'if i can invade poland'"
*I miss that fat fuck...*
Yeah, I will be whatever you want!
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What the fuck? you are egotistical!
Za, its big, isn't it?
Vair, zid zshe zgo?
NOOOO, I don't have a penis!!!
This sucks...
I love you!
Oh shit, she HAS to come back when I'm wacking it!
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Carolann's Ballsack...
I missed you, you fat fuck...
bing!
hey!
Oh, you know I love you...
Well, acctually, I didn't...
HEY! come back...
NOOOO, I don't have a penis!!!
She is mine you foreign bastard...
Zis, sucks...
Oh yeah, I missed THAT!
Eh, somehow, I made due without it!
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