Ahahaha! In that last one, maybe John can go off to "investigate" (winkwink nudgenudge) Daniel Jackson without Rodney KNOWING he's going off to investigate him! And then Rodney's long-distance assassination plan puts John in danger, too! Will Rodney figure out that John is in peril in time? Will he stop the countdown? Will he go after John, thereby inadvertantly saving Daniel Jackson and giving him a second chance to prove that he's one of the good guys?
Yes! Yes, exactly! And there can be James-Bondian gadgets and narrow escapes, and a real Gou'ald plot from an unexpected quarter (Sam, maybe? And she and John can totally go mano a womano and John can be a cyborg with super-powers, and they can be doing ninja wire-fu all over the gateroom in their ultimate battle. And Rodney can be yelling, "That is not a long-distance attack! What part of let's make this a non-contact mission did you not understand?" as Sam's straddling John with her Gou'ald enhanced thighs! So awesome!)
Do you see what I mean? It's totally addictive, isn't it? Because whatever cracked out thing you add will still be better than the starting point!
I added an ETA to my post, too, because this should totally be a bad!summary ficathon.
*blushes* It's easy to be brilliant at bad!fic summaries. I'm quite sure, for instance, that you could also be brilliant at them. *looks at you with puppydog eyes*
Bad!fic SummeryjustalurkrJuly 17 2007, 13:17:01 UTC
Summary: A freak accident with a partical accelerater and a liquid lunch turns John in a 14 year old girl. No one but Rondey and Ford Perfect notice. Xover w/ Hitchhiker's Guide, just written for fun, don't harsh on me for my spellin! Please read and review.
Re: Bad!fic SummerycupidsbowJuly 17 2007, 13:26:52 UTC
Bwahahaha! Ford Perfect! That would be the version who won the first all-male Britian's Top Model title. But the big question: is he Aiden's long-lost cousin? And was John's liquid lunch a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster?
Re: Bad!fic SummeryjustalurkrJuly 17 2007, 13:36:40 UTC
Oh, no, thank you. I adore a good badfic summary challenge. ;)
Remember, the story also features an American trying to do Britspeak (Ford will lift a torch to set fire to the elevator at some point, I'm sure) and start a fandom-eating wank over spelling that covers two separate contexts, though never the same one in any given E-mail exchange. ;)
Oh dear! My summaries are bad enough as they are (as well as some of my stories)! *laughs*
Okay, I'll give it a shot: Exiled to Siberia for blowing up five sixths of a military proving ground, disgraced super-scientist Dr. Rodney McKay (PhD., PhD.) gets caught in the middle of the Cold War. Stuck on a sinking nuclear-powered submarine, it's on him to find the saboteur and save not only himself and the sub's crew, but also the very ecosystem of the entire planet! Will he fix the leak on time? And can he trust the enigmatic perhaps-double agent John Sheppard? Rodney doesn't know - and it seems his luck has just taken a turn for the worse...
Okay, I was snickering right from the start, but then I hit this: but also the very ecosystem of the entire planet! and I totally lost it. THE ENTIRE ECOSYSTEM! During the Cold War! Heee. Will Rodney be able to do it? And will he and John have to fight a bad guy while tussling with uranium rods (just like in that James Bond movie--I love how stupid that scene is :)? And what about Rodney's claustrophobia, and will they end up hiding in a storage locker and will John have to distract him at a crucial moment *nudgenudge* so they aren't discovered by the Real Bad Guy? And and and, John in a really crisp Soviet uniform!!! *melts*
Okay, this is totally awesome, and I'm definitely going to be daydreaming happily about this for days! Thank you.
Yeah, well, you know, the submarine is totally sinking in the gulf stream and all the nuclear stuff will poison everything! Eleventyone! And there's an American sub out there set to destroy the Russian one before that can happen! BUT! Their echolot is disturbed by the whale Rodney once saved to impress his girlfriend, when it was stranded on the shore! And yeah, I second that uniform thing. *g*
This bad!fic summary challenge is a truly nifty thing. Thank you! :D
It's the simple stuff that constitues a bad summary. For example:
Rodnye and John go to another planet through the round thing. tey so0n fine someone from their past and r in dangre. Please R&R!!1!11!!. i will post anothr chaptre wen I got 5 reviews!!!1!!
yeah, and they'll stumble upon a mirror that leads into another world where there's yendor and nhoj, all from the place called Atlantis exploring the new world called earth! Oh, and they'll learn the true meaning of dangre!!111!!!111!!!
Mysterious person will probably be a Mary Sue. Complete with red leather costume, and eye colour that changes with her mood.
Oh god... this is turning into bad!fic plot and not just bad!fic summaries. XD
Mysterious person will probably be a Mary Sue. Complete with red leather costume,
*thinks*
Actually. Do you know who that sounds like? With the form-fitting red leather? John Chricton. And as this is a mirror!verse, and Cam is in canon... Oh, yeeeeah. :)
OMG! So like after "Trinity" John & Rodney break up & then on a mission find a woman with raven hair and sapphire eyes who calls herself Shaylindra. But who is she and how can she read minds & heal wounds & destroy Wraith with a single thought? Can she save the city from destruction and take John away from Rodney for good????? PLZ R&R OR I WONT WRITE MORE CHAPTERS KTHX
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Or, you know, something like that.
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Do you see what I mean? It's totally addictive, isn't it? Because whatever cracked out thing you add will still be better than the starting point!
I added an ETA to my post, too, because this should totally be a bad!summary ficathon.
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Totally priceless summary. Thank you.
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Remember, the story also features an American trying to do Britspeak (Ford will lift a torch to set fire to the elevator at some point, I'm sure) and start a fandom-eating wank over spelling that covers two separate contexts, though never the same one in any given E-mail exchange. ;)
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Ah, the wank. And not just over spelling, but whether Ford is wearing a jumper/sweater/pullover. These things are important!
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Okay, I'll give it a shot: Exiled to Siberia for blowing up five sixths of a military proving ground, disgraced super-scientist Dr. Rodney McKay (PhD., PhD.) gets caught in the middle of the Cold War. Stuck on a sinking nuclear-powered submarine, it's on him to find the saboteur and save not only himself and the sub's crew, but also the very ecosystem of the entire planet! Will he fix the leak on time? And can he trust the enigmatic perhaps-double agent John Sheppard? Rodney doesn't know - and it seems his luck has just taken a turn for the worse...
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Okay, this is totally awesome, and I'm definitely going to be daydreaming happily about this for days! Thank you.
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This bad!fic summary challenge is a truly nifty thing. Thank you! :D
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Rodnye and John go to another planet through the round thing. tey so0n fine someone from their past and r in dangre. Please R&R!!1!11!!. i will post anothr chaptre wen I got 5 reviews!!!1!!
Okay... I suck at these.
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But who is the mysterious person from their past? Heh. I'm leaving 5 reviews so you'll write more. You didn't think of that, did you? *gloats*
PS--Will poor Rdnye ever find a spelling of his name he likes? Inquiring minds want to know.
PPS--Thank you for playing :)
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Mysterious person will probably be a Mary Sue. Complete with red leather costume, and eye colour that changes with her mood.
Oh god... this is turning into bad!fic plot and not just bad!fic summaries. XD
Now I want 10 reviewssweiver
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*thinks*
Actually. Do you know who that sounds like? With the form-fitting red leather? John Chricton. And as this is a mirror!verse, and Cam is in canon... Oh, yeeeeah. :)
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Hiisssssssssss
Holy water! Salt and burn!
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It must be a trick. Mary Sues do not die so easily. -_-
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