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Zombie Bad!fic Summaries I Have Loved

Jul 17, 2007 20:03

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lavvyan July 17 2007, 13:27:30 UTC

Oh dear! My summaries are bad enough as they are (as well as some of my stories)! *laughs*

Okay, I'll give it a shot: Exiled to Siberia for blowing up five sixths of a military proving ground, disgraced super-scientist Dr. Rodney McKay (PhD., PhD.) gets caught in the middle of the Cold War. Stuck on a sinking nuclear-powered submarine, it's on him to find the saboteur and save not only himself and the sub's crew, but also the very ecosystem of the entire planet! Will he fix the leak on time? And can he trust the enigmatic perhaps-double agent John Sheppard? Rodney doesn't know - and it seems his luck has just taken a turn for the worse...

cupidsbow July 17 2007, 13:40:16 UTC

Okay, I was snickering right from the start, but then I hit this: but also the very ecosystem of the entire planet! and I totally lost it. THE ENTIRE ECOSYSTEM! During the Cold War! Heee. Will Rodney be able to do it? And will he and John have to fight a bad guy while tussling with uranium rods (just like in that James Bond movie--I love how stupid that scene is :)? And what about Rodney's claustrophobia, and will they end up hiding in a storage locker and will John have to distract him at a crucial moment *nudgenudge* so they aren't discovered by the Real Bad Guy? And and and, John in a really crisp Soviet uniform!!! *melts*

Okay, this is totally awesome, and I'm definitely going to be daydreaming happily about this for days! Thank you.

lavvyan July 17 2007, 13:53:08 UTC

Yeah, well, you know, the submarine is totally sinking in the gulf stream and all the nuclear stuff will poison everything! Eleventyone! And there's an American sub out there set to destroy the Russian one before that can happen! BUT! Their echolot is disturbed by the whale Rodney once saved to impress his girlfriend, when it was stranded on the shore! And yeah, I second that uniform thing. *g*

This bad!fic summary challenge is a truly nifty thing. Thank you! :D

lavvyan July 17 2007, 13:53:30 UTC

Oops. Forgot to close that tag. *coughs*

cupidsbow July 17 2007, 14:16:48 UTC

THE WHALES! *dies laughing* You are so brilliant. I am in awe. Awe, I say.

This story should totally crossover with Star Trek: The Search for Whales, because then, as well as sentient alien whales, you could have Spock on the sub! And many, many Kirk jokes! And John and Rodney ending up on a spaceship, heading off for an intergalactic adventure at the end!

*happy sigh* I am easily pleased.

The preposition is all justalurkr July 17 2007, 17:02:56 UTC

Fixing the leak "on time" cracked me up immoderately. They've got schedules, these leaks!

Re: The preposition is all lavvyan July 17 2007, 18:02:00 UTC

Hah! Yeah, they do! Very tight schedules, too. *g*

I'm not gonna pretend that was on purpose. I have a talent for screwing up propositions. Go, language barrier! *coughs*

Re: The preposition is all justalurkr July 18 2007, 00:12:20 UTC

It's an exceedingly fine hair to split, and I doubt I would have noticed outside the context of a badfic summary challenge. ;)

English is supposed to be my first language, and I still get all tangled up with lie, lay and layed. For some reason, I go to an R-rated place when people start explaining it to me.

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lavvyan July 17 2007, 18:17:14 UTC

belletrist graciously allowed me to turn her icanhazstargate macro into an icon. I just love that thing. :D

You can snatch it, if you want.

ex_lark_asc July 17 2007, 18:36:31 UTC

Wonderful! *yoinks*

ONOES a stargate macros community. I think I might have to join.

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lavvyan July 17 2007, 18:45:43 UTC

*laughs* I kinda figured something like that.

And yeah, you should totally join - it's hilarious!

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