Zombie Bad!fic Summaries I Have Loved

[cupidsbow]

[ETA: I have decided that this needs to be a bad!fic-summary ficathon

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[frickangel]

It's the simple stuff that constitues a bad summary. For example:

Rodnye and John go to another planet through the round thing. tey so0n fine someone from their past and r in dangre. Please R&R!!1!11!!. i will post anothr chaptre wen I got 5 reviews!!!1!!

Okay... I suck at these.

[cupidsbow]

Dangre? That's a kind of sex pollen, isn't it? Yeah, it's totally code for aliens making them do it! You cannot fool me!!!111

But who is the mysterious person from their past? Heh. I'm leaving 5 reviews so you'll write more. You didn't think of that, did you? *gloats*

PS--Will poor Rdnye ever find a spelling of his name he likes? Inquiring minds want to know.

PPS--Thank you for playing :)

[frickangel]

yeah, and they'll stumble upon a mirror that leads into another world where there's yendor and nhoj, all from the place called Atlantis exploring the new world called earth! Oh, and they'll learn the true meaning of dangre!!111!!!111!!!

Mysterious person will probably be a Mary Sue. Complete with red leather costume, and eye colour that changes with her mood.

Oh god... this is turning into bad!fic plot and not just bad!fic summaries. XD

Now I want 10 reviewssweiver

[cupidsbow]

Mysterious person will probably be a Mary Sue. Complete with red leather costume,

*thinks*

Actually. Do you know who that sounds like? With the form-fitting red leather? John Chricton. And as this is a mirror!verse, and Cam is in canon... Oh, yeeeeah. :)

[frickangel]

John is a Mary Sue?

*thinks*

Actually... he probably is.

Awesome, we've now graduated to bad!fic crossovers! *is proud of self*

[furina_1975]

MMMMM donut.