You Fail
Top ten thoughts on slinging coffee:
1) If you order Frappa-anything you deserve the heart attack it will give you
2) Hooked on phonics works; say it with me "ma-kee-ah-toe"...now "moe-ka"...NOT "ma-chi-ka-toe" or "mo-chu!" Jesus!
3) Don't ever, ever ask me for cream to put in your latte
4) Looking at the menue for ten minutes will not change the fact that whatever you order is going straight to your thighs
5) Breve makes you fat
6) Soy will give you cancer
7) Skim deludes you into thinking that you are in fact shaving calories off when in fact the "extra white mocha and rasberry syrup" you put with it more than makes up the difference, oh, and don't forget the whip
8) Organic is a lie, it's really whole with a .50 upcharge, promise
9) "If you have more than 4 marks on your cup, you fail at life" --Mr. Garrison
10) Pay the fuck attention; If I call a grande hot chocolate and you ordered a tall caramel apple cider, don't pick it up, shake it, smell it, look at it, and walk off drinking it; you just 1) pissed me off and 2) pissed the guy off who ordered the fucking hot chocolate; also God hates you.
~end rant
1) If you order Frappa-anything you deserve the heart attack it will give you
2) Hooked on phonics works; say it with me "ma-kee-ah-toe"...now "moe-ka"...NOT "ma-chi-ka-toe" or "mo-chu!" Jesus!
3) Don't ever, ever ask me for cream to put in your latte
4) Looking at the menue for ten minutes will not change the fact that whatever you order is going straight to your thighs
5) Breve makes you fat
6) Soy will give you cancer
7) Skim deludes you into thinking that you are in fact shaving calories off when in fact the "extra white mocha and rasberry syrup" you put with it more than makes up the difference, oh, and don't forget the whip
8) Organic is a lie, it's really whole with a .50 upcharge, promise
9) "If you have more than 4 marks on your cup, you fail at life" --Mr. Garrison
10) Pay the fuck attention; If I call a grande hot chocolate and you ordered a tall caramel apple cider, don't pick it up, shake it, smell it, look at it, and walk off drinking it; you just 1) pissed me off and 2) pissed the guy off who ordered the fucking hot chocolate; also God hates you.
~end rant