Koren's RA:

"Look," she says, lowering her voice and leaning down the way people do when they speak to children.  "I know what goes on.  I was in your shoes just one year ago.  Believe me, I don't want to report you any more than you want to be reported.  If you drink, keep your voices down and your doors closed.  What goes on behind closed doors is ( Read more... )

"See the way I see it, with chicks, is really only two possible things that can happen.  Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really  no need to ever call them again.  Or they do sleep with you, and there's really no need to ever call them again."
~Waiting....

True huh?