during times of booze...

Apr 01, 2007 15:31

During times of booze, girls are responsible for nurturing one another.  If drinking is like playing grown-up or playing house, somebody has to be the mother.  I add this to my list of drinking commandments, alongside Thou shalt select a designated driver.

If girls need to defend each other while they drink, sex is the threat we need to protect one another from.  The thing I am discovering about girldom is, in the end, nobody cares if you are drunk, an anorexic, a runaway, a dropout, a dope fiend, or a psychotic.  These things are regaled, but they are allowed.  With the right amount of therapy or religion or pharmaceuticals, they can be remedied and passed off as life stages.  That is, as long as you are still a virgin.  To be a whore is to be unsalvageable.

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