My Speculation About Tomorrow's Finale And Season 10!
In a completely unexpected twist, the First Blade turns Dean into...an anime schoolgirl with those weird anime eyes! Sam wants to fuck his brother/sister/demon, but if he does, "Dean, if I have sex with you, you have to die!" Anime schoolgirl Dean stares at his brother for an agonized moment, then flees, arms over his enormous breasts (has anyone ever SEEN anime?), and his skirt barely covering his bottom. The First Blade has turned Dean into Japanese cartoon porn! And end credits!
Season 10 opener: Anime schoolgirl Dean has fled to a high school, thereby turning the show into a crossover AU. Crowley is the principal, Castiel the janitor who knows what's in the supply closets, and Gavin is smoking crack. "I dinna know such wonders existed," he says, stoned out of his mind. Much better than the crystal meth Jodi's Alex sold him.
Cas realizes this is the perfect time to resolve the sexual tension with Dean. However, when they go on a date, Cas is creeped out by anime schoolgirl Dean's weird huge anime eyes and his/her constant sighing/giggling.
Sam has gone undercover as a teacher who teaches sex ed. He and Dean confront each other--and end credits!
Season 10 opener: Anime schoolgirl Dean has fled to a high school, thereby turning the show into a crossover AU. Crowley is the principal, Castiel the janitor who knows what's in the supply closets, and Gavin is smoking crack. "I dinna know such wonders existed," he says, stoned out of his mind. Much better than the crystal meth Jodi's Alex sold him.
Cas realizes this is the perfect time to resolve the sexual tension with Dean. However, when they go on a date, Cas is creeped out by anime schoolgirl Dean's weird huge anime eyes and his/her constant sighing/giggling.
Sam has gone undercover as a teacher who teaches sex ed. He and Dean confront each other--and end credits!