SO I WAS OUT WITH MY MOTHER TODAY, HANGING OUT AND DOING STUFF, AND I MENTIONED THAT I WAS IN THE MARKET FOR A LAMP. WE HIT UP A FURNITURE STORE AND AS PRETTY AS THOSE LAMPS WERE, THEY WERE WAY OUT OF MY PRICE RANGE, AND I WASN'T WILD ABOUT THEM. SO, AS I HAD TO GET DEODORANT ANYWAY, WE STOPPED BY THE TUESDAY MORNING NEXT TO THE GROCERY STORE.

( AND WE FOUND THIS. )