Title: And One More Thing
Author: cryogenia
Pairing: Roy/Ed
Rating: R
Genre: Humor
A/N: This is tsu's belated-belated-belated birthday present XD;;;;; I have been trying for some time to write her a reasonable Roy/Ed fic. This fic also exists because mikkeneko challenged me to write something different from what I usually do with Roy/Ed ( Read more... )

Title: Pearls Before Princes - or, Pearls Before Swive -
Author: cryogenia
Pairing Ling/Ed
Rating: NC-17
Genre: Humor, PWP
For: The lovely sky_dark; hope your birthday was happy! hime1999 shares blame for this and I love her for it XD

Also, note to taisa_flames? Your (belated) drabble was going fine until it became some chickens and needs rewriting O.o I wanted to put it out ( Read more... )

Title: Chemically Active
Author: cryogenia with help from Yamathan (behold the power of the cryokyoudai! >:E)
Genre: Humor
Pairings: Er, none I think? Slightly difficult to say ;)
Rating: Hard R, for adult themes and content

( Chemically Active )

This was inspired by the lovely sky_dark, though I don't know if she'll be too happy with how I applied the inspiration ^^;; In truth, this is nowhere near as funny as it was in my head, but since I already wrote it...

Title: Outlets
Rating: R
Words: 1300-odd
Warnings in effect: ...c'mon, people, you're reading cryogenia. If you don't know what I'm likely to ( Read more... )

Excerpted from the book "English Alchemist! Learn English via Hagaren!"

(Note that all these are all from the original English - I didn't translate them. This is all quoted in verbatim :D :D :D)

On vocabulary words and examples thereof:
excited
"Ed's bathing scene made his female fans very excited."

violence"When Ed and Al get beaten, it's not ( Read more... )

I forget who first suggested this, but I wrote it all the same ^^

( Roy, the reluctant seme (R-ish, Roy/Ed) )