The best piece of merchandising EVER.
Excerpted from the book "English Alchemist! Learn English via Hagaren!"
(Note that all these are all from the original English - I didn't translate them. This is all quoted in verbatim :D :D :D)
On vocabulary words and examples thereof:
excited
"Ed's bathing scene made his female fans very excited."
violence
"When Ed and Al get beaten, it's not domestic violence because it's for training purposes."
hostility
"Ed's fans view Winry with neurotic hostility."
mistake
"Frankly, many people mistook Envy for a girl."
attract
"A scantily-clad slender body is one basic element used to attract female fans." (<-- referring to Envy)
simply
"Simply cut Sheska's hair short, and she will look exactly like Master Sargeant Fury."
mystery
"The reason Winry's pet, Den, is part Automail remains one of this story's mysteries."
frequently
"If Armstrong didn't take his clothes off so frequently, we could call him a normal man."
shake
"Without opening his mouth at all, Armstrong shakes his moustache and his voice comes out."
On vocabulary words one can learn from Hagaren, in general:
"inevitable", "meaningless", "depressed", "upset", "harsh", "despise", "abandonment", "fatal", "revenge", "hostility", "neurotic", "nightmare"
On multiple choice questions that totally know how to confuse the fangirls:
"Roy is ____ Ed."
a) loving b) ignoring c) embracing
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I have to give somebody some serious props for this one. This is even more amazing than the sitajiki with rumpled, alcoholic!
Roy and shirtless, emotionally vulnerable!Ed on it :D AND THERE'S FANSERVICE ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! The Hawkeye in cut-offs...the Ed in swim trunks...*drowns in a puddle of drool*
[Edit:] PS, in case anyone was wondering, yes, Saru and I got dragged off to Tokyo for the past five days or so. This is the first smattering of internet I've had - sorry about that for all those trying to contact me >.
(Note that all these are all from the original English - I didn't translate them. This is all quoted in verbatim :D :D :D)
On vocabulary words and examples thereof:
excited
"Ed's bathing scene made his female fans very excited."
violence
"When Ed and Al get beaten, it's not domestic violence because it's for training purposes."
hostility
"Ed's fans view Winry with neurotic hostility."
mistake
"Frankly, many people mistook Envy for a girl."
attract
"A scantily-clad slender body is one basic element used to attract female fans." (<-- referring to Envy)
simply
"Simply cut Sheska's hair short, and she will look exactly like Master Sargeant Fury."
mystery
"The reason Winry's pet, Den, is part Automail remains one of this story's mysteries."
frequently
"If Armstrong didn't take his clothes off so frequently, we could call him a normal man."
shake
"Without opening his mouth at all, Armstrong shakes his moustache and his voice comes out."
On vocabulary words one can learn from Hagaren, in general:
"inevitable", "meaningless", "depressed", "upset", "harsh", "despise", "abandonment", "fatal", "revenge", "hostility", "neurotic", "nightmare"
On multiple choice questions that totally know how to confuse the fangirls:
"Roy is ____ Ed."
a) loving b) ignoring c) embracing
---
I have to give somebody some serious props for this one. This is even more amazing than the sitajiki with rumpled, alcoholic!
Roy and shirtless, emotionally vulnerable!Ed on it :D AND THERE'S FANSERVICE ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! The Hawkeye in cut-offs...the Ed in swim trunks...*drowns in a puddle of drool*
[Edit:] PS, in case anyone was wondering, yes, Saru and I got dragged off to Tokyo for the past five days or so. This is the first smattering of internet I've had - sorry about that for all those trying to contact me >.