FULLMETAL YOU HAVE SOME SPLAININ' TO DO
Heard back from the shop today about my car Fullmetal (here is a picture, by the way) and exactly how much damage The Boulder did to my poor wagon. And yes, The Boulder. The name was not actually my idea. No one knew why I was giggling.
The rock was about the size of a small dog, for reference, and NOT "half the size of my fist" as the best friend somehow gathered from the all-important Facebook status update. IT WAS A REALLY BIG ROCK OKAY.
So here are the reasons for Fullmetal's latest hospital visit:
-Flat tire
-Broken wheel axle
-Alignment fucked up
-Bent engine cradle
All of this together adds up to about $2000 in damages. But! I have Geico. I only have to pay $100 and huge rate hikes for years and years even though I'm not at fault and they take care of the rest.
Clearly, property owners in Central should get Geico.
The rock was about the size of a small dog, for reference, and NOT "half the size of my fist" as the best friend somehow gathered from the all-important Facebook status update. IT WAS A REALLY BIG ROCK OKAY.
So here are the reasons for Fullmetal's latest hospital visit:
-Flat tire
-Broken wheel axle
-Alignment fucked up
-Bent engine cradle
All of this together adds up to about $2000 in damages. But! I have Geico. I only have to pay $100 and huge rate hikes for years and years even though I'm not at fault and they take care of the rest.
Clearly, property owners in Central should get Geico.