Ow (girl complaints) probably not safe for work
Okay, I have been very curvy since I hit puberty. I still vividly remember my sister, Molly, announcing loudly to my mother in public that I needed a bra. That was when I was 12. By the time I turned 23 my chest had swelled to DDD, and has never gone away, no matter how much my weight fluctuates. Some consider this a blessing, others (usually other big chested women) consider it a curse or a situation for sympathy. Now, I like my breasts, usually, but lately they seem to weigh more than they used to. They don't actually, but they seem to. What this probably means is that I need to find a better designed bra to carry these things around in. But egad, my neck and back aren't happy with me. Why hasn't someone designed nice little anti grav devices for the under side of large breasts? I mean, I wouldn't mind looking like a female super hero in no gravity, if it meant that I didn't have to have a backache, neck ache and shoulder ache all the time. There are plenty of smart scientific people on my friends list...Please, for the sake of the big boobed women out there, design a small functional local anti grav system. Oh, sure, there are much more important things to apply science to out there: Aids, hunger, convincing stupid people that they shouldn't breed...but how hard could this be? I promise that we will market it so that you make MILLIONS of dollars. And I know at least an even dozen women who would want these things right now. If you don't want to do anti grav, how about a nice suspension bridge design? Or something in the form of harnesses? Propellers won't work.