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Hello, America, this is Sarah Palin again! Wow, just a few more days before...well, be sure to cast your vote for Palin/Fey in 2012. I'm sure Tina would just love to be my VP. Even though she made a lot of offensive jokes about me on that weird show that my advisors forced me to go on, didn't you see how flustered she was when she said "the real one?" She's so in love with me, I'm sure running with me on another Republican ticket would be her dream come true.
Sooo...Friday was Halloween and Todd told me all about how he took Willow, Piper and Trig trick-or-treating. He said some people tossed candy and then slammed the door, which is very unusual for my friendly and happy Alaska servants citizens. You iknow, I've heard funny stories about people selling Sarah Palin masks, but I don't think it's true. Why would someone want to dress up as me for Halloween?
I watched Fox News last night...see Katie Couric, there's your stupid specific news media place thingmajig..and I must say I'm very tired right now of all this "Obama, Obama, Obama" talk. What happened to those days after the convention when people were crazy about me? What did I do wrong? I represented average America in those interviews and said it wasn't so, Joe at the debate and then people stopped caring about me! I don't get it! Maybe people just don't understand how much Tina Fey wants to bang me...oooh, I shouldn't say that, because if she does then she is committing a horrible, awful, no good, very bad, terrible, terrible sin! Gay people are sick people. I hope if she prays, then she will only platonically want to be with me.
Sooo...Friday was Halloween and Todd told me all about how he took Willow, Piper and Trig trick-or-treating. He said some people tossed candy and then slammed the door, which is very unusual for my friendly and happy Alaska servants citizens. You iknow, I've heard funny stories about people selling Sarah Palin masks, but I don't think it's true. Why would someone want to dress up as me for Halloween?
I watched Fox News last night...see Katie Couric, there's your stupid specific news media place thingmajig..and I must say I'm very tired right now of all this "Obama, Obama, Obama" talk. What happened to those days after the convention when people were crazy about me? What did I do wrong? I represented average America in those interviews and said it wasn't so, Joe at the debate and then people stopped caring about me! I don't get it! Maybe people just don't understand how much Tina Fey wants to bang me...oooh, I shouldn't say that, because if she does then she is committing a horrible, awful, no good, very bad, terrible, terrible sin! Gay people are sick people. I hope if she prays, then she will only platonically want to be with me.