Would everyone just get off my fuckin' case, already? So I slugged the fuckin' smug bastard. So what? Or is everyone gonna suddenly start protecting him, now?

[ A few more grumbled curse words before the thud of dropping the communicator. A few beeps and fumbling as he tries to turn it off, but instead turns on the video feature ( Read more... )

[ Voices can be heard in the background, and the very distinct sounds of a moving subway train. He's half-yelling, not caring who hears him. ]

HEY! I think I found somethin'! At least that voodoo bastard's not dead!

This fucker at the morgue told me to check up the nut house. where ever the fuck that is. Some asshole checked himself in, said he ( Read more... )

[ He is obviously irritated. And maybe marginally drunk. ]

John's run off. Boss is gone. Michael's nowhere to be found. This was supposed to be a fuckin' fun time. Away from the bullshit.

[ The repetitive thump of his fingers on the table. ]

...I ain't watchin' the damn weasel if Michael doesn't show up.

[ A pause and an exhale, as he takes a ( Read more... )

Michael: you'd better not be off stealin' motorcycles ( Read more... )

Ya know, I thought the gods were done fuckin' with us like this. Guess I was wrong. Got what I've been needin', at least ( Read more... )

More of these fuckin' rat things? Hit...I dunno...four, maybe five? on my way in. Someone wanna put Michael on a roof somewhere so he can play fuckin' target practice?

If this shit keeps up, I'm gonna need somethin' more than just a damn hammer.

[ He sounds tired and spent. Not all fired up like normal. He can't be bothered to lock any part, though. ]

Zelda...glad you're back.

Boss. I'm not workin' today. Gonna stop by, but not to work.

Show yourself you piece of shit! YOU! The one that's killin' people! FUCKING SHOW YOURSELF!

[ooc: Anyone who happens in the vacinity of the Lux will find a sizable but shallow crater in the street, about six feet across. ]

Alright, so Michael knows. Guess I should tell everyone or somethin' before he gives people the wrong fuckin' idea.

As of a couple'a days ago, I'm gunna be the bartender at the Lux. Not the fuckin' maid.