Main Characters or Pairings: Kurt, Puck/Kurt
Length: ~1,900 words
Author on LJ/Author Website:
merle_p Why this must be read:
In which Kurt in a Cheerio uniform (circa 1x15 'The Power of Madonna') causes an avalanche of Kurtsexual feelings in a bunch of manly high school jocks, and Kurt himself is justifiably freaked out by their (rather traumatizing) romantic advances.
When he opens his locker, there's a box of chocolates on top of the old Vogue issues, topped up with a fucking Hallmark card. He sighs and knocks his head against the nearest locker door, wondering if his father would allow him to switch schools if he tells him that he's being stalked by over forty big, muscular boys in varsity jackets.
Clothes make the man, and I want to make you mine