"The time Puck got everyone pregnant, because he's Just That Fucking Awesome" by Auchic (PG-13)
Main Characters or Pairings: Puck, Puck/everyone (Rachel, Santana, Mercedes, Tina, Brittany, Kurt, Finn, Matt, Mike, Artie)
Length: ~1,200 words
Author on LJ/Author Website: auchic
Why this must be read:
Because a wonderful story which is PREG AND MPREG CRACK THAT CELEBRATES THE AWESOME SPAWNING POWERS OF THE PUCKZILLA DOESN'T COME ALONG ALL THAT OFTEN, OKAY? (Warning: the story contains high amounts of crack, pregnancies, male pregnancies (mpreg), and crack.)
“Oh, and Puck,” Mercedes says over her shoulder. “Santana told us that sex gives you more stretch marks, so we’re gonna have to stop fooling around. You know how it is.”
Oh, how fucking fabulous.
After two weeks, he’s almost ready to blow his head off. He’s never gone this long without sex before. And suddenly he’s fucking untouchable with all the other chicks in school, ‘cause no one else wants to get pregnant. It’s like they put out one of those STI warnings on him! How’s he supposed to get off if there’re no chicks to fuck?
Then again...
The time Puck got everyone pregnant, because he's Just That Fucking Awesome
Length: ~1,200 words
Author on LJ/Author Website: auchic
Why this must be read:
Because a wonderful story which is PREG AND MPREG CRACK THAT CELEBRATES THE AWESOME SPAWNING POWERS OF THE PUCKZILLA DOESN'T COME ALONG ALL THAT OFTEN, OKAY? (Warning: the story contains high amounts of crack, pregnancies, male pregnancies (mpreg), and crack.)
“Oh, and Puck,” Mercedes says over her shoulder. “Santana told us that sex gives you more stretch marks, so we’re gonna have to stop fooling around. You know how it is.”
Oh, how fucking fabulous.
After two weeks, he’s almost ready to blow his head off. He’s never gone this long without sex before. And suddenly he’s fucking untouchable with all the other chicks in school, ‘cause no one else wants to get pregnant. It’s like they put out one of those STI warnings on him! How’s he supposed to get off if there’re no chicks to fuck?
Then again...
The time Puck got everyone pregnant, because he's Just That Fucking Awesome