*MEANWHILE, IN TEXAS' BATHROOM, WHICH HAS AN UNEXPLAINABLY HIGH POPULATION TODAY MEANING EVERYONE IS THERE TO WATCH HIM BE EMBARRASSED-*


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(OOC: LAPSLOCK FAIL. D:)

I DREW THIS FOR MY PENANCE...
ISN'T ITALIAN ART BEAUTIFUL~?

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H-HEY GUYS?

I FOUND THIS SNAKE IN MY KITCHEN...


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[XELLOS IS HUNCHED OVER A CANVAS, SKETCHING QUICKLY AND ONLY PAUSING TO GLANCE UP A MOMENT BEFORE RETURNING TO HIS WORK.

SUDDENLY HE STOPS AND DISAPPEARS, LEAVING ONLY THE CANVAS BEHIND.

( LOOKS LIKE HE GOT CAUGHT THIS TIME )

HEY EVERYBODY! I JUST FOUND ANOTHER OF NOSTRADAMUS'S PROPHECIES!

FROM THE LAPSE OF THE LOCK THAT HOLDS THE LAW
TEMPERATURE SHALL RISE AND STIR THE SHIP
THAT RISES FROM HELL BEARING THE RAW GOD
OF KNOWLEDGE OF GOOD AND EVIL, 2245 AUS EST

OMG THAT'S RIGHT NOW! LOOK OUT!

( HOLY MOSES IT'S DIVINE! )

THIS IS AN OOC POST. ALL THOUGHT PROCESSES BELOW BELONGS TO FRANCE MUSE. DON'T JUDGE ME. D:

( FRANCE HAS SENSE, SO YOU CAN HAVE A CUT. )

[THERE'S A PICTURE POSTED UP IN VARIOUS PARTS OF THE DRESSINGROOM. NEVADA-TAN STANDS IN FRONT OF ONE OF THE COPIES, TILTING HER HEAD AND LOOKING RATHER CONFUSED.]

...IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE PORN?

( SO NOT WORKSAFE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW )

[WHAT’S THIS? THIS PICTURE SEEMS TO HAVE POSTED ITSELF ALL OVER TOWN, ON EVERY DOOR AND LAMP POST.]


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*LOOKS LIKE KIZAITO HAS FOUND SOMETHING... UNUSUAL. AND HE ISN'T TOO PLEASED ABOUT IT.*

A'IGHT, NOW WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE FUNNY?!

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*KAHN FINALLY GETS SICK OF DOING NOTHING AND GOES OFF TO TRY AND KILL BISON OFF TO STEAL SOULS FROM FOOLISH MORTALS.*

*UNFORTUNATELY HE FINDS THIS INSTEAD*


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