[[OOC: PENANCE. D:]]
THIS IS AN OOC POST. ALL THOUGHT PROCESSES BELOW BELONGS TO FRANCE MUSE. DON'T JUDGE ME. D:
ALSO, NAKKID!CHINA/ROLLING PANDA:
"ONCE UPON A TIME, CHINA MET A PANDA ON THE STREETS. THEIR MEETING CONSISTED OF STARING AT EACH OTHER. "MY NAME IS CHINA, ARU," CHINA INTRODUCED. THE PANDA DIDN'T SAY A WORD SO THEY CONTINUED STARING AT EACH OTHER.
A MINUTE LATER...
THE PANDA FINALLY SPOKE, "I AM ROLLING PANDA AND I AM HERE TO MAKE YOU MY MAN-SEX SLAVE." BEFORE GRABBING CHINA, SWINGING HIM OVER HIS SHOULDER AND WENT HOME WHERE THEY HAD HOT SEX ALL NIGHT.
THE END."
ALSO, NAKKID!CHINA/ROLLING PANDA:
"ONCE UPON A TIME, CHINA MET A PANDA ON THE STREETS. THEIR MEETING CONSISTED OF STARING AT EACH OTHER. "MY NAME IS CHINA, ARU," CHINA INTRODUCED. THE PANDA DIDN'T SAY A WORD SO THEY CONTINUED STARING AT EACH OTHER.
A MINUTE LATER...
THE PANDA FINALLY SPOKE, "I AM ROLLING PANDA AND I AM HERE TO MAKE YOU MY MAN-SEX SLAVE." BEFORE GRABBING CHINA, SWINGING HIM OVER HIS SHOULDER AND WENT HOME WHERE THEY HAD HOT SEX ALL NIGHT.
THE END."