I just answered Heather's call with "Kung Fu Panda, Mother Fucker!" It wasn't Heather ( Read more... )

"The man is a conversational cul-de-sac." Love Monkey

"Fuck you, bitch! I'm gonna have this baby, and my baby is gonna sell drugs to your baby!"

I guess I'm not leaving the house today - the rain makes me want to hibernate in a large bed with a good book. Instead, I'm surfing, saw one quote, liked it, and it set me off ( Read more... )