The Dark Knight, um...Night..of....Darkness
I just answered Heather's call with "Kung Fu Panda, Mother Fucker!" It wasn't Heather.
It was Kelly. We lol'd.
Last night was off the hook! Picked up Shelly at the Medical Center (yeah, I pick up chicks at hospitals - so?), and we headed to the munch. It's all kind of a blur - so much crack, compacted in such a small orifice.
The sex toy Netflix service comes with a special bonus with every dildo you get - a Mystery STD!
Sexual Mythbusters - to prove or disprove sex rumors, urban legends, and general bullshittery that people (mostly men) try to play off as the truth. That includes drilling 6-inch spikes through boards with their penis, using copper necklaces as insertable sounds, and being able to smuffle the penis into an opening sideways.
Boy geeks - there is no secret A/B button combination on the controller to get a woman off. Well, there is....but it takes more than holding it down for 2.5 seconds to work.
Post More Fucking Kink....it's Kinkerday!
Boys who experiment outside of college and still call themselves straight get 3 chances - and a notch on their cock for each one. If your junk is notched down to a nubbin' and you still delude yourself in your straightness...well, a nubbin is all you get.
Trollup is a sexual anthropologist - he's sampling the sexual appetites of men all over the world....for science.
When Courtney accidentally calls a crown a king hat - it's a FUCKING HAT THAT A KING WEARS!
A bootie call is like ordering a pizza - you know you're hungry, you know you want pizza, and that is your intent when you pick up the phone. Whether you're order the All Meat Marvel (no girls allowed), the Stuffed Crust, or the Deep Dish, well...that is a matter of personal taste.
Alix & Trollup talking about splosh play with meat, and sitting on a rare steak, Trollup says, "No Hairy Tartare for me, thanks."
McLovin' has subspace narcolepsy - he can slip into it at any time.
A new porno: Squeal Magnolias
I can has Shatner?
And finally, the Ultimate Squick for Courtney: Star Trek Group Sex.
Bones: Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a lover.
Spock (Peering over Kirk's shoulder): Fascinating.
Scotty: She's ready to blow Cap'n, she can't take any more poweerrrrr!
Uhura (grasping her communicator): Captain, I'm picking up what sounds to be a distress call...
And finally, when Kirk is at his, um, apex:
I'm.....about to.......KHHHHAAAAANNNNNNNN!
Oh, and the movie rocked my socks off as well.
It was Kelly. We lol'd.
Last night was off the hook! Picked up Shelly at the Medical Center (yeah, I pick up chicks at hospitals - so?), and we headed to the munch. It's all kind of a blur - so much crack, compacted in such a small orifice.
The sex toy Netflix service comes with a special bonus with every dildo you get - a Mystery STD!
Sexual Mythbusters - to prove or disprove sex rumors, urban legends, and general bullshittery that people (mostly men) try to play off as the truth. That includes drilling 6-inch spikes through boards with their penis, using copper necklaces as insertable sounds, and being able to smuffle the penis into an opening sideways.
Boy geeks - there is no secret A/B button combination on the controller to get a woman off. Well, there is....but it takes more than holding it down for 2.5 seconds to work.
Post More Fucking Kink....it's Kinkerday!
Boys who experiment outside of college and still call themselves straight get 3 chances - and a notch on their cock for each one. If your junk is notched down to a nubbin' and you still delude yourself in your straightness...well, a nubbin is all you get.
Trollup is a sexual anthropologist - he's sampling the sexual appetites of men all over the world....for science.
When Courtney accidentally calls a crown a king hat - it's a FUCKING HAT THAT A KING WEARS!
A bootie call is like ordering a pizza - you know you're hungry, you know you want pizza, and that is your intent when you pick up the phone. Whether you're order the All Meat Marvel (no girls allowed), the Stuffed Crust, or the Deep Dish, well...that is a matter of personal taste.
Alix & Trollup talking about splosh play with meat, and sitting on a rare steak, Trollup says, "No Hairy Tartare for me, thanks."
McLovin' has subspace narcolepsy - he can slip into it at any time.
A new porno: Squeal Magnolias
I can has Shatner?
And finally, the Ultimate Squick for Courtney: Star Trek Group Sex.
Bones: Damnit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a lover.
Spock (Peering over Kirk's shoulder): Fascinating.
Scotty: She's ready to blow Cap'n, she can't take any more poweerrrrr!
Uhura (grasping her communicator): Captain, I'm picking up what sounds to be a distress call...
And finally, when Kirk is at his, um, apex:
I'm.....about to.......KHHHHAAAAANNNNNNNN!
Oh, and the movie rocked my socks off as well.