The landlord asked me to take him to the airport tonight. He gave me a bundle of asparagus, so how can I refuse? Asparagus is like Nazi gold to me, in that I eat it every day while it is in season. I've also discovered a new 2nd favorite drink - Kiwi tea with aloe chunks. Sounds disgusting, but it's really good ( Read more... )

Thank you to everyone who played my crypto game yesterday. Unfortunately, you all got it wrong. The correct answer was ( Read more... )

In honor of the first day of spring, I have created a little Crypto-quip (tm) based on the puzzle that appears daily in the San Francisco Chronicle. If you're not familiar with it, it's a simple letter substitution code which, when solved, yields such a bad pun that you wonder why you wasted 10 minutes of your life trying to figure it out. In this ( Read more... )