My Vietnamese New Year's Resolutions
#1. I hereby banish the word "The", in context with an adjective or a person's name. It is no longer funny. Replacing it with the even more loathsome "Teh" will earn you twice as much of a beating.
#2. I have invented a game in which I go back in time to this day in history and post an excerpt from my journal, with a few words blanked out. Your job is to fill in the blanks with the correct words, or words that you think would improve the story. From January 31st, 2004:
Once upon a time, after ______ _____ practice, a motion was made to pack 5 or 6 of us into emolame's ____ and drive towards hot _______. Loud unsightly _________ indicated a ____ ____, which emolame thought a trip to the gas ______ air pump would _____. When we arrived, the tire was shredded into thousands of tiny ______, melted into a liquid and ______ off the wheel. There was no known spare tire and the gas station people wouldn't dream of ______ us, so emolame decided to call Triple _. Just at that moment , bohemianslacker discovered a spare tire in the ____, however we still needed a ____ and a ____ ____. Luckily for us, a couple of ______ missionaries were either _____ ___ or trying to convert other ___ customers and they happened to have the necessary _____. Not only that, but one of them actually changed the tire for us while the other one played a selection of _____ ____ hits on the _____ with opheliafloats accompanying on _____.
emolame's soul was saved, the rest of us made it to the coffee ____ and a good time was had by all except for zimbra1006 who was at my _____ for 4 hours wondering ______ ____ ______.
#2. I have invented a game in which I go back in time to this day in history and post an excerpt from my journal, with a few words blanked out. Your job is to fill in the blanks with the correct words, or words that you think would improve the story. From January 31st, 2004:
Once upon a time, after ______ _____ practice, a motion was made to pack 5 or 6 of us into emolame's ____ and drive towards hot _______. Loud unsightly _________ indicated a ____ ____, which emolame thought a trip to the gas ______ air pump would _____. When we arrived, the tire was shredded into thousands of tiny ______, melted into a liquid and ______ off the wheel. There was no known spare tire and the gas station people wouldn't dream of ______ us, so emolame decided to call Triple _. Just at that moment , bohemianslacker discovered a spare tire in the ____, however we still needed a ____ and a ____ ____. Luckily for us, a couple of ______ missionaries were either _____ ___ or trying to convert other ___ customers and they happened to have the necessary _____. Not only that, but one of them actually changed the tire for us while the other one played a selection of _____ ____ hits on the _____ with opheliafloats accompanying on _____.
emolame's soul was saved, the rest of us made it to the coffee ____ and a good time was had by all except for zimbra1006 who was at my _____ for 4 hours wondering ______ ____ ______.