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Ya'll may not know, but I hail from the great state of  Texas
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You Are Animal


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Shakespeare had a working vocabulary of some 54,000 words. We have around 3,000 words. ( man does that make me fell dumb. :( )  John Branyan in the meantime shows us what The Three Little Pigs would have sounded like if written by the Bard of Avon with hilarious results. Honestly, go click on this link, it is wonderful. Below you can read the ( Read more... )

Funny ... yeah, but I gotta admit to guilt as well, especially when I am typing fast or in the middle of a conversation. My biggest "mistake:" is not capitalizing words. “nuff said.

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Ya ever notice how they use femine things to suggest weakness. "Don't be a pussy." And masculine bits to suggest strength? "Grow a pair."  Yeah right. You boys think you're so tough? Carry a baby for nine months and then push it into the world, without meds, and THEN we will talk.

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One of the authors that I beta read for and I were just talking and she said “Ah yes the evil of being a grown up.” To which I replied....

" Aaaccckkk bite your tongue. :shudder: Grown up. NO thank you! Adult yes, that I must be, but I will NEVER grow up and allow this world to suck all the fun, imagination and sense of wonder out of me. NO! Be ( Read more... )

Damn bunnies keep coming and coming.
I swear if the zombie Apocalypse ever happens all my zombies are gonna be bunnies! Can't you just see this poor beleaguered fan fic writer hitting them upside the head with her keyboard!???
" Down!  Damn it back you beasties!!! I am writing as fast as I can!  Back I say!!!!"  
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