Today in Zombie News

[corwin77]

According to this article if there is a witch out there who wants to make you into a zombie the best defense against her witchy ways is to wear a pair of panties and a used pad around your neck/ And I'm not talking about the kind of pad you write on. The article specifically states that it must be a bloody pad. Yay?

Thanks to Kalivor for providing me with yet another article. Though I'm not sure I wanted to read this one.