As Long as Their Pitching is Better Than Their Penmanship

[coquillagement]

Don't you love when you get an unexpected package delivered by UPS and it is three autographed baseballs your brother sent for your kids? (For my kids? What's up with that?) Except he doesn't put in a note so you have fun guessing who actually autographed them? You ever try to actually match an autograph with someone's real name? I figured out 2 of them, and I *thought* I had the third before said brother confirmed it, but it sure doesn't seem right, because Carlos Delgado really makes his "C" look like an "R" and the "o" in Delagado is nowhere to be found. It looks like "RialolDefad". Aaron Heilman reads "A Hilm" and Pedro Feliciano could only manage "Ped F l" but put #25 on there for a clue.

Hee, I love baseball.

I have that antsy feeling that means I want to write, but I haven't found the time yet...