Hey Nate. Two notes on the script I just sent you:

1) Feel free to employ as much blood as you think should be employed. In fact, feel free to splash blood all over the MAN during his flashback and then make him really shocked. And... has blood on his face.

2) When we see the cat, you should do a panel where we see it and then where it is grooming ( Read more... )

INT. SOME PLACE

A BIRD FEEDER

BIRD FEEDER
Hi.  I’m a bird feeder.  But believe you me, I wasn’t always this good looking.  I used to be such a weakling that even gravity had his way with me!

INT. SCHOOL HALLWAY

Bird Feeder (now in the form of a puny, little boy.  Such a puny, puny boy) is in the hallway.  Suddenly he’s on the ground.  He is scared, ( Read more... )

For anyone interested, here's a link to the comic form of the script from the previous entry.  Thanks to Nate Wooters and his continuing support of my absolute drivel!

http://nwootters.deviantart.com/art/Requiem-For-A-Dream-2-9386978

EXT. THE ADVENTUROUS WIDE WORLD

CAPTAIN SMITHY JINGLES and KITTENS MCGEE have just run into each other after finishing their respective adventures.  They are up to some important talking!

CAPTAIN SMITHY JINGLES
I am tired of adventuring.

KITTENS MCGEE
As am I.  I am tired of blogging about my adventures too.

Kittens has been putting a lot of work into ( Read more... )

Last year the Dalai Lama came and spoke at Smith College. Smith, as well as Hampshire students, had the opportunity to go and listen to the Dalai Lama speak.   The Dalai Lama was smart. Meanwhile, the audience asked the Dalai Lama retarded questions. We wouldn't want to scare an old, Asian man, who's spent his life working towards enlightenment ( Read more... )

A couple (guy and girl) are making out, one of them is holding up a knife, up/down position, with the sharp end pointing outward away from them. Another guy comes up and makes as if to push the first guy out of the way and start making out with the girl, but cuts his hand on the knife

GUY ( Read more... )

Black and white. A MAN runs down the street with a bag of money in hand, looking back over his shoulder. A COP chases him.

SALESMAN (V.O.)
How man times has this happened to you?

MAN
(Shouting over his shoulder)
You'll never catch me copper! Never!

COP
I most certainly will!

The cop apprehends the man and cuffs him. Hard.

MAN ( Read more... )

While at the optometrist clinic, a peculiar thing happened ( Read more... )

(Fade in. Medium shot of a small child attempting to pour a cup of brand name purple grape juice into a glass. He is struggling with it, much like we all did at his age, the juice bottle is too heavy, on top of which, it is newly opened meaning that he has to do that "trick" where we'd pour the juice from up above the cup (not leaning it on the rim ( Read more... )

(Two guys are sitting down to eat in a living room. They begin eating pizza, and Guy 1 appears noticeably impressed by the quality of the pizza they are eating)

Guy 1
Man, this pizza is really good. Who delivered?

Guy 2
Oh, it's not delivery, it's DiGiorno.

Guy 1(A stern look on his face ( Read more... )