Ok, this is brilliantly funny:
"I thought Europe was a country?".

This link contains spoilers for the movie Pretty Persuasion (which I highly recommend seeing if you haven't):
Indians are taking over Iraq, apparentlyAnd does anyone know where I could get my hands on the opening song from that movie, "Gare a Toi", written by Gilad Benamram and performed by The Marionette Sextet? I cannot find it anywhere, even ( Read more... )

Just watch this.

I don't know how many of you care about NSync or Lance Bass, but he was on The View today and it was a cool appearance. He mostly talked about what coming out was like. I love Whoopi ( Read more... )

I would do the same thing for pork chops

gay tv stuff

I wish they really would follow the Lohans around with cameras. They are all fucking nuts and a half. And Lindsey steals PUMPKINS. RSS has brought me something truly useless this time!

The only thing to top that pumpkin thing is Bai Ling Claims Angelina Wants Lesbian Encounter. Well, OK! ( Read more... )

Stephen Colbert gets his cast off:

Promo for Desperate Housewives in which Teri Hatcher has her usual "hit-in-the-face-with-the-stupid-stick" look

Ian McKellen tears Bibles for Great Justice

Some serious airbrushing must have gone into this picture, because Britney looks hot (but I didn't actually read the article, because she's still stupid, y' ( Read more... )

In the comments, Jews have a tiny wank about hummus and palestine. Without giving my own opinion on the matter, I just want to say that I'm glad that the Israeli-Palestinian conflict boils down to hummus thievery. I need a silly Jew icon.

Emo hates you, too.

Leaving tomorrow morning. Hotel overnight. Move in on Saturday. Should be back online Saturday. I hate packing. I hate it hard. I'll be online a bit longer tonight if anyone's bored... I know I am ( Read more... )

Everyone needs to read today's Shortpacked, but especially Leah:
http://www.shortpacked.com/d/20060905.html

This is how I procractinate packing. I got a hair trim today. I also looked for shoes and failed. Alas. I also wish someone would IM me with something amusing.