Linkdump and some ugly fierce bitches from Tyraland
Stephen Colbert gets his cast off:
Promo for Desperate Housewives in which Teri Hatcher has her usual "hit-in-the-face-with-the-stupid-stick" look
Ian McKellen tears Bibles for Great Justice
Some serious airbrushing must have gone into this picture, because Britney looks hot (but I didn't actually read the article, because she's still stupid, y'all)
Kristen Bell is going to be in the new season starting with episode 5. I never watched Veronica Mars, but I loved her in Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical, so I'm excited to see her doing something else I'll be watching. Rumors say she will play a less-than-good character from a certain morally gray character's past. I say, bring back Claude while you're at it, but I won't hold my breath on that.
And by the way, the new round of girls for Cycle 9 of America's Next Top Model have been revealed and I have something to say about all of them:
I wonder if Chantal here was aware they were taking a picture of her or why.
This is Sarah. She is clearly a plus-sized model, because she looks healthy to me. Hopefully she won't suck.
This is Kimberly. If she works on her facial expression, she might make an ok model. She actually has a nice figure and is rather pretty.
This is Ambrael. She looks like her eyes are closed. I hope she didn't dress herself.
Heather should not stand sideways. It only emphasizes her complete lack of feminine curves. And I don't just mean boobs, because she has no ass, either. Fashion world ideals D:
This is Bianca. She looks like the source of all drama. Her facial expression reminds me of that girl who claimed a bed in the ANTM house by pissing on it. I think she also stuck her hand in her crotch and then made someone smell it. She was classy.
Janet reminds me of Sarah from Cycle 8. I'm sure this means she'll disappoint me.
Ebony is rather uninteresting looking. I bet if she doesn't turn out to be a catty bitch, she gets cut for having no personality.
I dressed goth for years and even I think Jenah needs to lay off on the eye make-up. Also, I think this is what Tyra means when she's talking about a model having dead eyes.
Lisa's face and posture reminds me of Jade. Jade was a crazy bitch, but she was a decent model and her post-ANTM photos have impressed me in some cases.
Mila looks like a younger Nicollette Sheridan. She's even got the bitchy Edie face on. I like her. (bearing in mind that I watch this show for the cattiness and not the modeling)
Saleisha has a cool name, but I can see all the bones in her chest and it freaks me out.
Lastly, Victoria looks like she's either really sweet or a huge bitch. Maybe she will be really sweet and then living in a house with 12 other psychotic bitches will drive her over the edge.
Images stolen and re-uploaded from here
Promo for Desperate Housewives in which Teri Hatcher has her usual "hit-in-the-face-with-the-stupid-stick" look
Ian McKellen tears Bibles for Great Justice
Some serious airbrushing must have gone into this picture, because Britney looks hot (but I didn't actually read the article, because she's still stupid, y'all)
Kristen Bell is going to be in the new season starting with episode 5. I never watched Veronica Mars, but I loved her in Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical, so I'm excited to see her doing something else I'll be watching. Rumors say she will play a less-than-good character from a certain morally gray character's past. I say, bring back Claude while you're at it, but I won't hold my breath on that.
And by the way, the new round of girls for Cycle 9 of America's Next Top Model have been revealed and I have something to say about all of them:
I wonder if Chantal here was aware they were taking a picture of her or why.
This is Sarah. She is clearly a plus-sized model, because she looks healthy to me. Hopefully she won't suck.
This is Kimberly. If she works on her facial expression, she might make an ok model. She actually has a nice figure and is rather pretty.
This is Ambrael. She looks like her eyes are closed. I hope she didn't dress herself.
Heather should not stand sideways. It only emphasizes her complete lack of feminine curves. And I don't just mean boobs, because she has no ass, either. Fashion world ideals D:
This is Bianca. She looks like the source of all drama. Her facial expression reminds me of that girl who claimed a bed in the ANTM house by pissing on it. I think she also stuck her hand in her crotch and then made someone smell it. She was classy.
Janet reminds me of Sarah from Cycle 8. I'm sure this means she'll disappoint me.
Ebony is rather uninteresting looking. I bet if she doesn't turn out to be a catty bitch, she gets cut for having no personality.
I dressed goth for years and even I think Jenah needs to lay off on the eye make-up. Also, I think this is what Tyra means when she's talking about a model having dead eyes.
Lisa's face and posture reminds me of Jade. Jade was a crazy bitch, but she was a decent model and her post-ANTM photos have impressed me in some cases.
Mila looks like a younger Nicollette Sheridan. She's even got the bitchy Edie face on. I like her. (bearing in mind that I watch this show for the cattiness and not the modeling)
Saleisha has a cool name, but I can see all the bones in her chest and it freaks me out.
Lastly, Victoria looks like she's either really sweet or a huge bitch. Maybe she will be really sweet and then living in a house with 12 other psychotic bitches will drive her over the edge.
Images stolen and re-uploaded from here