In the light of day, I still get a huge laugh outta this...especially the guy with the funny name. XD

My friend Chris, with whom I've had many hilarious conversations over the years, told me that during an excursion to Barnes & Noble today, he and his friend Elizabeth discovered that Lonesome Roads Beck had written, of all things, a CHILDREN'S CHRISTMAS BOOK ( Read more... )

So, bethanyedwards linked strawberrysgirl to this awesomely funny Photoshopped Twilight cover. strawberrysgirl linked me to it. I proceeded to link it to spoonyriffic and milanthruil, and now we're all laughing hysterically.

( SHARING IS CARING! )

OK, OK, I have a meme from saraannette that I need to post, but first, this. emma_tennant linked me to this article about T-Pain losing some teeth in a golf cart accident.

( As usual, it all went downhill from there... )

Let's have a little laugh, shall we? Here we go, a laugh, courtesy of Eddie Izzard. :D

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This was the quote at the top of my Gmail just now:

Douglas Adams - "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

That's genius right there.  I wish he was still around to say more funny shit like that and just be awesome in general.

OK, people from the 'States may recognize the name in the subject line. He's the douchebag senator from Pennsylvania that basically said that if we let gays marry, we should let people have sex with animals. Luckily, Pennsylvania got rid of him as a senator a few years ago, and we all thought we were rid of his fail for good ( Read more... )

X-posted to rahmbamarama

( Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! )

THIS: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090204/ap_on_re_us/highway_signs_zombies

*laughing ass off* Oh America, my wonderful home...you may fail epicly at times, but you always find some way to amuse the hell out of me. :-D

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/roll-call-twilight-star-schooled-on-public-image/17988

So, they TOLD him to dress like he's never heard of showering and insult the source material at every turn?