Quality Edumacation
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Have you ever wanted to learn how to strike fear into the hearts of your enemies with one word? Did you ever think that the word in question should be a blatant obscenity, but have no idea how to properly apply the obscenities you already know?
If the answer to these questions is yes, then you need to take a course or two at Rahm Emanuel's Colorful Metaphor Academy!
Here at Rahm Emanuel's Colorful Metaphor Academy, our focus is on providing quality education in the field of throwing about obscenities willy-nilly, in the way only Chief of Staff Rahm Israel Emanuel can. A few lessons here, and you'll be stabbing tables and calling your closest enemies (and friends, too!) a variety of wonderful, diverse, and possibly obscene names, including Mr. Emanuel's personal favorite, "Knucklefuck."
No application to Rahm Emanuel's Colorful Metaphor Academy is rejected. We believe that a quality education in the field of swearing is something that everyone is entitled to. Not a millionare? We at the CMA offer an easy payment plan of 3 installments of $99.99. Don't have 3 installments of $99.99? Apply for "The Knucklefuck Scholarship" to help pay your expenses, because no knucklefuck deserves to get left behind...unless said knucklefuck is Former Illinois Governor Ron Blagojevich.
Rahm Emanuel's Colorful Metaphor Academy offers basic lessons for 3 installments of $99.99, and if you are one of the first 69 students to sign up, we'll bump you up to premium lessons, which are taught one-on-one by Mr. Emanuel himself!
And not only am I their spokesperson, I'm also a graduate! Unlike that fucker Christian Bale, who flunked out because he forgot the first rule of Rahm Emanuel's Colorful Metaphor Academy: NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR OBSCENITIES. Stupid-ass knucklefuck.
Rahm Emanuel's Colorful Metaphor Academy: When the swearing you learned in high school just isn't enough, motherfuckers.
Have you ever wanted to learn how to strike fear into the hearts of your enemies with one word? Did you ever think that the word in question should be a blatant obscenity, but have no idea how to properly apply the obscenities you already know?
If the answer to these questions is yes, then you need to take a course or two at Rahm Emanuel's Colorful Metaphor Academy!
Here at Rahm Emanuel's Colorful Metaphor Academy, our focus is on providing quality education in the field of throwing about obscenities willy-nilly, in the way only Chief of Staff Rahm Israel Emanuel can. A few lessons here, and you'll be stabbing tables and calling your closest enemies (and friends, too!) a variety of wonderful, diverse, and possibly obscene names, including Mr. Emanuel's personal favorite, "Knucklefuck."
No application to Rahm Emanuel's Colorful Metaphor Academy is rejected. We believe that a quality education in the field of swearing is something that everyone is entitled to. Not a millionare? We at the CMA offer an easy payment plan of 3 installments of $99.99. Don't have 3 installments of $99.99? Apply for "The Knucklefuck Scholarship" to help pay your expenses, because no knucklefuck deserves to get left behind...unless said knucklefuck is Former Illinois Governor Ron Blagojevich.
Rahm Emanuel's Colorful Metaphor Academy offers basic lessons for 3 installments of $99.99, and if you are one of the first 69 students to sign up, we'll bump you up to premium lessons, which are taught one-on-one by Mr. Emanuel himself!
And not only am I their spokesperson, I'm also a graduate! Unlike that fucker Christian Bale, who flunked out because he forgot the first rule of Rahm Emanuel's Colorful Metaphor Academy: NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR OBSCENITIES. Stupid-ass knucklefuck.
Rahm Emanuel's Colorful Metaphor Academy: When the swearing you learned in high school just isn't enough, motherfuckers.