(sequel to Mourning Again ( Read more... )

In a meeting hall down the street from where we hold the Secret American Society of Sexually-Frustrated Goats in Atlanta, GA, my uncle Matthew was holding a Call of Duty tournament and the reception for Colonel America's Funeral ( Read more... )

A bunch of goats, bears, dogs, cats, Kool-Aid men, murlocs, Oompa loompas, ducks, geese, and a few humans were making their respective noises. We were honoring the bullshit life Colonel America led ( Read more... )