here, have a random post
Since when is Britney fat? She's not fat, she's curvy. I'M fat.
*don't try to tell me I'm not fat: I weigh 355 lbs*
I AM BIG AND BEAUTIFUL.
Maybe one day I'll post a picture that shows more than just my face.
That video will NEVER get old lol.
And omg I heard the cheesiest pick-up line EVER today.
"Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away."
I hate to admit it, but that one would work on me because of my wicked sense of humor.
My new bucket list item is to use that on a random stranger at a bar XD
I need to go to the bar.
*don't try to tell me I'm not fat: I weigh 355 lbs*
I AM BIG AND BEAUTIFUL.
Maybe one day I'll post a picture that shows more than just my face.
Click to viewThat video will NEVER get old lol.
And omg I heard the cheesiest pick-up line EVER today.
"Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away."
I hate to admit it, but that one would work on me because of my wicked sense of humor.
My new bucket list item is to use that on a random stranger at a bar XD
I need to go to the bar.