best trip to Walmart ever

Jan 11, 2014 17:39

Just wanted to share my Facebook status:

OH. At Walmart earlier, there was a white limo and the driver opened the door and a lady with a crowd of 12-14 year old girls in costumes and aluminum foil hats got out and went into the store. I was looking for a coffee grinder and they started telling me it was this girl's 13th birthday party and I needed an aluminum hat to save my brain from the aliens (they were doing this to everyone). One girl offered me hers and argued when I refused until I said "but you need it to keep your brain safe."

BEST TRIP TO WALMART EVER. I wish I would've gotten pictures or video... better yet, I wish I had a birthday party like that.

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