Bee's Five Things
AN: Mys was cleaning out her InProgress folder and shifting her fics to their rightful places on her HD and she stumbled on a couple things... one she's still debating about putting up for public view- it's BAD, really, really BAD- think Mys!crack type bad, lol- anyway this was the other, it's not so much a fic as a list but it still makes me smile so the Mys figured she'd share.
Author: Cobalt Mystic
Title: Bee’s 5 Things
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Just playing with the pretty kittens. Unfortunately, they are not mine, but I will gladly groom and bathe them before sending them back home to Daddy (aka Joss/Mutant Enemy/et al).
Warnings/Squicks: Sillyness
Summary: Eons ago my precious Bmblbee posted a Thanksgiving Comment Challenge
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5 things Xander is thankful for:
-A boyfriend who doesn’t need to breath- come on, we’re all slashers here, do I really have to explain, lol?
-Chocolate flavoured self-heating body lotion/lube- ‘cause everyone needs to eat a chocolate vamp at least once in their life.
-Quick release cockrings and nipple clamps. *whistles innocently*
-Vampire strength- ‘cause ‘going all night’ doesn’t have to be a fantasy.
-The night he got slammed into the O’Donnell family crypt.
5 things Spike is thankful for:
-Chocolate flavoured self-heating body lotion/lube- ‘cause even a vamp likes to be eaten once in a while. *snickers*
-Human warmth- it’s like a moth to a flame only in a good way.
-Xander getting slammed into the O’Donnell family crypt.
-Buffy not staking him when he pounced on Xander after he got slammed into the O’Donnell family crypt.
-For being “love’s bitch“- ‘cause after a 120 some-odd years, he finally got it right.
Author: Cobalt Mystic
Title: Bee’s 5 Things
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Just playing with the pretty kittens. Unfortunately, they are not mine, but I will gladly groom and bathe them before sending them back home to Daddy (aka Joss/Mutant Enemy/et al).
Warnings/Squicks: Sillyness
Summary: Eons ago my precious Bmblbee posted a Thanksgiving Comment Challenge
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5 things Xander is thankful for:
-A boyfriend who doesn’t need to breath- come on, we’re all slashers here, do I really have to explain, lol?
-Chocolate flavoured self-heating body lotion/lube- ‘cause everyone needs to eat a chocolate vamp at least once in their life.
-Quick release cockrings and nipple clamps. *whistles innocently*
-Vampire strength- ‘cause ‘going all night’ doesn’t have to be a fantasy.
-The night he got slammed into the O’Donnell family crypt.
5 things Spike is thankful for:
-Chocolate flavoured self-heating body lotion/lube- ‘cause even a vamp likes to be eaten once in a while. *snickers*
-Human warmth- it’s like a moth to a flame only in a good way.
-Xander getting slammed into the O’Donnell family crypt.
-Buffy not staking him when he pounced on Xander after he got slammed into the O’Donnell family crypt.
-For being “love’s bitch“- ‘cause after a 120 some-odd years, he finally got it right.