My fucking teeth!

[clubfootamoeba]

I think this might be the big one. The upper left side of my jaw (my left) feels like a testicle! A tender, tender testicle. It started about a week ago - at first it was nothing - just couldn't chew on that side of my mouth. No bigge, I says, I got buds all over - tastes fine. Today I can feel it in my ear! My left temple even! It's just

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[thistletown]

No drop in dentists, dear Dan. I despair for your mouth. I think UBC dental school offers cheap rates? Or maybe there is a rich lady somewhere who will pay. But I do recommend dealing with it now before it gets too late.
Until then, swish lots of salt water round your mouth and spit it out. Get some ambesol or something. But go see a dentist. It could just be your wisdom teef.