i went to the beach and laura drew a cock on my baxck in sunscreen. a BIG one. and i got reeeaalllly burnt and i have a HUGE white dick on my back now.

..................................................eyebrow

halfamoustache

A lungful fo genius is relative to your size ( Read more... )

HOLY SHIT! MOCHA ONLY SOUNDS LIKE THE FUCKING SUGAR CRISP BEAR!

i haven't much to say to either of you today.

AND i finished my corn-buggering essays thank GOD! No thanks to my cock-swashling computer which crashed on me twice OR my knuckle-dragging coffee making system which consists of a plastic cup with the bottom smashed out and a jar! I have to stick a fucking fork down the side just to get some air flow or the whole SYSTEM backs up and nothing ( Read more... )

yo i'm fucking dying. my head feels like death and my throat is all gay and my eyeballs are ITCHY and someone wrote FAG on the back of my cool jacket.

on the plus side i have three essays due in less than a week.

bitch bitch mumble groan.

(for some reason mine looks all sucky. there's supposed to be a picture of a bitchin' 5.0 killin' machine here.)

NIIIIIRRROOOOOOOOOWWWW! WOOOOMPF, WOOOMPF.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZILCH! ZAP!

"WHOAH, WHHHOOOAAAH!"

ZING! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!

I'm over it. Ate like a fucking beast yesterday.