My fucking teeth!
I think this might be the big one. The upper left side of my jaw (my left) feels like a testicle! A tender, tender testicle. It started about a week ago - at first it was nothing - just couldn't chew on that side of my mouth. No bigge, I says, I got buds all over - tastes fine. Today I can feel it in my ear! My left temple even! It's just pulsating - undulating waves of hurt. The last time I went to the dentist was like five years ago, and he says - the dentist - he says to me, "Son, next time you come in we're gonna haf t' grind down all yer toothies and cap 'em in gold" !!! "Oh, and hey," he says to me, "looks like you've got a cavity devellopping on this here bi-cuspit - she should be good an' ripe by next visit". So I just never went back.
I never went back friends.
Am I fucked? Is there such thing as a drop in dental clinic what's covered by medicare? Anyone? Am I just fucked?! Fuck my British teef genes! They're all cracked and shit too hey? This fake porcelain one in the front - cracked in half; four of my molars - busted all to hell - missing great huge chunks they are; and this entire top row at the font? Broke 'em on varying occations when I was littler and the shitty paint-on-tooth shit they fixed 'em with? Guess what? Crumbling - totally falling right out of my ever lovin' face!
Help!
I never went back friends.
Am I fucked? Is there such thing as a drop in dental clinic what's covered by medicare? Anyone? Am I just fucked?! Fuck my British teef genes! They're all cracked and shit too hey? This fake porcelain one in the front - cracked in half; four of my molars - busted all to hell - missing great huge chunks they are; and this entire top row at the font? Broke 'em on varying occations when I was littler and the shitty paint-on-tooth shit they fixed 'em with? Guess what? Crumbling - totally falling right out of my ever lovin' face!
Help!