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Jetsetting, once again.
I leave today for New York. Since my quinceanera, I am no longer an unacompanied minor, which means that no one will babysit me. I'm not sure what I think about this.
The day after I get back, I'm going to a Model U.N. Confrence in San Antonio, which should be fun. I'm representing Germany on the Human Rights Council (more or less ironically), and ( Read more... ) -
Laundry Trauma
About this time two years ago, my mom decided to warm my underwear for me so it would be nice and snuggly. So, she put it in our smelly (the slight aroma of crayons and melted plastic) microwave, and needless to say, it caught on fire ( Read more... ) -
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1. google halloween and the year you were born
2. find the most bizarrely frightening photo and post it
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Nudist?
-- "Out of our family, I think I'm the one that would be crowned "Most Likely to Become a Nudist ( Read more... ) -
When I think back on all The Crap I Learned in High School, It's A Wonder That I Can Think At All
I think I've decided this high school thing is okay ( Read more... ) -
sitting on babies and cosma shiva
i'm gonna go sit on two adoring children in the morning, at 7:45. It'll be nice to have some cash around the house that's actually mine, and my mother and the children's mother say that the kids are pretty awesome (one's six and the others 10). So yeah ( Read more... ) -
summer is dead.
While downloading too many songs from my mom's cds onto itunes, I realized very suddenly:
SUMMER. IS. DEAD.
Just one more vacation with my lovely yodey (if you're reading this, yodey, you're still my lovely yodey even though we're not married anymore. you were always my lovely yodey. That's what happens when we're buddies.) to a two-acre pool in west ( Read more... ) -
MY COMPUTER IS A BRAT.
My silly lttle dell is much to much spoiled for being the fastest computer in the household, so when I put a mac sticker on it, it pretty much threw a fit and I had to take it to the doctor, the extremely intelligent demi-god pete constantine
Who installed a new cd-drive with a cd writer for me and gave me microsoft office, which I badly needed ( Read more... ) -
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Blind
1.
a. Sightless.
b. Having a maximal visual acuity of the better eye, after correction by refractive lenses, of one-tenth normal vision or less (20/200 or less on the Snellen test).
c. Of, relating to, or for sightless persons.
2.
a. Performed or made without the benefit of background ( Read more... )