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[Ed, Rummy's best friend in the whole world, is sitting in a pool of his own blood, a gunshot wound in his stomach.]

Ed! Ed, speak to me, nigga!

[Ed remains motionless. He's still breathing, but barely.]

II[Iraq. The sounds of gunshots are everywhere, and bullets go flying towards the ground. Corpses of soldiers, ally and enemy alike litter ( Read more... )

[OOC: Some harsh language ahead.]

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[A followup message comes a while later, once Rummy has checked his messages]

Goddammit, not again!

[Rummy has a tall glass of beer in his hand and for once is actually smiling about his situation.]

If this is a curse, it's one that I can get behind! 'Specially after all the shit I've gone through since windin' up in this fuckin' city.

I just wanna tell y'all that, in case you didn't get the message, I'm the greatest motherfuckin' criminal mastermind there ever was. I was back in my world, and I sure as fuck am in this one too. And there's nothin' anyone can do to stop me.

[Rummy is standing around and glaring up at a nearby tree. More specifically, he's glaring up at the birds in said tree ( Read more... )

[As the video starts, Rummy is nibbling on a piece of lettuce ( Read more... )

[Okay, as much as he dislikes nigga technology, he managed to figure out how to switch between different functions]

Can't believe it, now it's raining fuckin' cookies!

[The camera focuses on a piece of paper]

A pleasant surprise is in store for you.Yeah, right, I'll believe that when I see it. Everybody knows these little pieces of paper in the ( Read more... )

[Since he's gonna be here for God knows how long, might as well get an idea of where everything in The City is. Not to mention get a good idea of where he can get money using... not so legal means. He's a criminal mastermind, dammit! If only Ed were here to share in it. Yes, he's committed murders and kidnappings without Ed before when he was hired ( Read more... )

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[Rummy, like most people here, stumbles upon this while checking for messages. To say he's confused is an understatement, as he sure as hell didn't put these up. Hell, he's not even sure how his memories were converted to videos in the first place.]

Accidental video]
What the? Where the fuck am I? Ed, where the fuck are ya’?

[He takes a look around, then murmurs] This sure as hell ain’t Woodcrest.

[He puts a hand to his face, slipping his fingers under his glasses to rub his eyes]

Shit, the fuck did I drink last night? [Takes his hand from his face and looks up, this time speaking louder] ( Read more... )