So today I was out an ran into some fucker in a hood, couldn't understand a word outta his fuckin' mouth. Probably speakin' Greek or some shit like that. Also wore gloves. Probably had leprosy. MILA.

Then I had to wait for a bus to take me home, and a bird took a shit on me. FML.

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That is it! Enough is enough! I've had it with these motherfuckin' birds and motherfuckin' pigs in this motherfuckin' City!

[Rummy's packing today. Couple of pistols, a switchblade, and other weapons. He also keeps looking around constantly.]

These things startin' to freak me the fuck out.

[He turns the device a little as he looks to the left. The screen shows a statue near him to his right. He looks in that direction and let out a loud swear.]

Gotta go.

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I wrote down "eggs" on the shoppin' list, after eatin' the last two for breakfast. Would've bought some the other day, 'cept the fuckin' curse made me forget. Least I did't forget where I packed my heat. That would'a sucked big time ( Read more... )

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[Rummy comes out of his bathroom, looking like hell. He also looks like he had to wash his face off just now and isn't wearing his glasses.]

I ain't cleanin' that up.

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Ya' know what, I don't even care anymore.

Freaks, weirdos, gay commies, infomercial salesmen, whatever. Let's just get this over with.

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[See Rummy. See Rummy with lime green cornrows and looking disgruntled.]

A'right, who's the smartass motherfucker who fucked with my shampoo?

Y'all fess up, I might not pop a cap in yo' ass.

[The video opens to a woman with blonde cornrows, wearing Rummy's one-size too large clothes.]

This ain't fuckin' funny, City, y'all hear me? Don't get me wrong, I like tits, but not when they on me.

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[The video shows Rummy in a hospital bed, his arm in a cast and sling.]

A'right, I'll admit it. Climbin' and jumpin' off that street lamp was a real bad idea.

I don't even get no sponge bath for this.

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