Every so often I'll go back and read old posts on friends' livejournals. Rarely, it's just for kicks. More often, it's to find the full body of a back-and-forth that I recall to be funny, but that's all I can recall.
Today I started sifting through
psychicmayhem's journal in an attempt to track down the nephandic Michael Bolton's eternally-obfuscated real name in order to fuel my own theory on the (denied!) rumors of the Gaga-Bolton romance. I ended unsuccessfully, but did find several conversations I look back on fondly.
Odder, however, are the threads I look back on and have no recollection writing.
The answer is obvious: Monster Alex.